Bash 🪄

Principal Auditor - Hot knife through butter ♨️

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

Hype asides.. Laycon is a good rapper!

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

All these archaic thinking of using one kid as retirement plan. Tchewww

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Anyone abroad that says living in Nigeria is better than abroad, tell the person to go back home” — Man says as he proves Japa is better than staying in Nigeria

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

Hot tears 😂😂

[SANTO @ssentongopeter5]

Goal keeper not to score. 18 games … odd 15: free money

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

@Hustle_Silva Lmfao

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

@_omoagba @tosinolaseinde I go rather convert that money and lock it every two years inside Piggyvest abi Fairmoney.

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

@Etioba_ As i de see Newham for your logo I just de vex with the people from that council i am currently working with 😭😭

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

When Avanti Superfare never finish. £14 patapata

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

Euston station to Manchester Piccadilly station (fast train with less stops) = £79.80 (N158K).

UK people, you guys are heroes ♥️🙏🏻

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

But they both met at Man Utd and used the same Mata in the position he refused to use him at Chelsea

[GiftedHands @Sire_Gift]

Mata became unhappy and furious when Mourinho substituted him. This match eventually ended up as his last appearance for Chelsea.

Mata was so talented for Mourinho to let him leave for Man Utd just like that.

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

@jannygel None of my colleagues who got ICAEW with ICAN wrote the test o 😂 They just did their CPD, paid the exemption fee and did interview. Anyway im almost therr I will come back to give you confirmation when i do it myself 😂

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

@jannygel Thats if you are taking the Exam Route. Experienced member route (5years post qualification experience) requires no exam

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

Well me i continued with my own Accounting degree o and they collected it. Abi kitun ni gbogbo eleyi

[Engr. Gideon Dingba (Obailukan) @GBass04]

Sad Realities About Accounting Degrees for Nigerians

One sad reality about Accounting in Nigeria is that it isn’t a globally mobile profession.

If you relocate to the US, Canada, the UK, or most parts of Europe, you can’t just “continue” from where you stopped.

You have to start again.
Not because you’re not smart but because accounting, tax and financial reporting are highly localized professions.

IFRS vs GAAP.
US Tax vs Nigerian Tax.
Federal vs State regulations.
Compliance vs Audit vs Advisory.

Every country protects their accounting sector through licensing, regulation and national tax rules.

This creates 2 big problems for Nigerian accountants:

(1) No direct global remote pathway
A US company cannot outsource their accounting or tax work to you if you don’t understand:
US GAAP, US Corporate Tax, State Tax, Payroll, Compliance & filings, IRS rules.

So even remote global roles are gated.

(2) Migration resets you back to zero
A Nigerian accountant relocating to the US will likely restart as Accounts payable clerk, Payroll clerk, Junior bookkeeper, even retail before rebuilding through certification. At to get any of these, citizens or individuals that have education in the country will be prioritized first before you.

If you must study Accounting in Nigeria, add flight to your wings:
1. Data Analytics
2. Financial Modelling
3. Power BI
4. SQL
5. Corporate Finance
6. ERP systems (SAP, Oracle, QuickBooks)
7. ACCA or CFA

That is how you step into roles like:
✓ Financial Analyst
✓ Business Analyst
✓ Product/Commercial Analyst
✓ FP&A
✓ Strategy Associate

Those have global, remote and cross-border pathways.

A Nigerian accountant is not unemployable, they’re just locked inside a domestic regulatory cage.

If you don’t want that cage to define you, don’t graduate with just a degree.
Build globally convertible skills too.

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

I think even employers know this not to include as required qualification but would rather use professional certifications 😓

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

I have a masters in accounting.

The question is WHY?????

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

Recency bias is really a mind boggling disease

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Wizkid shouldn’t have said he’s bigger than Fela; he should have just replied Seun Kuti directly. The Grammy Wizkid won, was it for his vocals? It was heavily influenced by Beyoncé, and this same Beyoncé has always given respect to Fela. Fela’s song Zombie was inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame. All of Wizkid’s songs won’t be inducted into the Hall of Fame till he d!es, no be about “she tell me say she tell me say.” His biggest song is Essence, and if Essence is ever inducted into the Hall of Fame, it will be with Tems not him alone.
— VeryDarkMan

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

Honest question: is it pronounced Inse-queue-rity or Inse-cure-rity

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

Which one is Throuple again?

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

Lmao 😂😂

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Shades seen. Only few will understand

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

When did Portsmouth turn to a den for thuggery fgs

[Olamide Obe @olajideobe]

I found out this morning when I was about going to work that three of my car tyres were slashed overnight. Honestly, I don't know why anyone would do this to me. A whole three tyres on a Monday morning! That is an unbudgeted £150 that I'll be coughing out this morning.

Well, I dey "fọga" (vulcaniser) shop sha. And I've called them at work that I'm mentally traumatised because all my tyres were slashed overnight by an unknown person and my manager asked me to take a day off.

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

Why do managers just always want to use players out of position. Amorim una. Just see how Utd are flying.

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

😡

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Lining up for the Blues... ✊

#CFC | #CHEBRE

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

@Nwa_Okorobia @ShewaGal @THEKITANJUBRIL University jobs are good kick point for accountants in the UK.

[Bash 🪄 @dipson_fly]

So help me God 🤲

[reni, the resource | finance & travel @xoreniii]

My parents invested via a registered education savings plan from when I was 4 til I was 16. The money grew so much that my undergraduate degree, my sister’s undergrad degree & her law school were covered by the funds. And there’s still money left!