@TDSfiber will soon be brought to me. @spectrum your days are numbered. I've lost track of how many family movie nights have been ruined by @spectrum. Your network is outdated and cannot handle the needs of the people. October is right around the corner.
@spectrum. I'm so over you. I've spent the entire night just trying to watch a movie. This isn't the only night. You've ruined many family nights. I pay you month after month and you never deliver.
So. @TDS will be my provider starting in October. Enough is enough.
@elonmusk@HistoryInPics If it feels like an eternity that's great! Means you've lived your life. Most would agree. You really should be proud. I don't know you. But I'm proud of you and thank you for your contributions. And if I'm being honest. I could use a new friend. So what if your rich. Hi. I'm pat
@TheBonfireSXM See you can't snuggle. Waking up with intertwined facial hair with the pits!? I think not. Leg hair though, fuck it. Wait. What if I Nair my legs then my lady and I would be like two snuggle dolphins. Thinking out loud here.
But I've been saying this for years. It's painfully obvious.
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