Artimus Tau

Mainframer, security aficionado, troublemaker. General silly internet denizen.

[Artimus Tau @dire_rampancy]

@TheVirtualHaus Any news on the 4th issue? Big fan, love this work.

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We’re just innocent men

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We're just normal men

[Artimus Tau @dire_rampancy]

@RixxJavix Feel better brother. Your work is always on display in this household.

[Rixx Javix @RixxJavix]

Feeling much better today, hoping to be recovered tomorrow

[Smutastrophe 🔞 alexsteacy.bsky.social @Smutastrophe2]

Today's discord theorycraft is about Reptoid hive computing. Mass insect colonies able to perform simple calculus or more complex computation that would manifest more like consulting your wise yet geriatric elders.

[Artimus Tau @dire_rampancy]

@AdamSessler Hey man, Boyz II Men hate is unacceptable. 91's "It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday" proves you have to be made of STONE to hate em.

[Artimus Tau @dire_rampancy]

@AdamSessler I'm confused... Are we supposed to not like pussy?

[Artimus Tau @dire_rampancy]

@nessguerrero @GameGrumps Congrats! Way to go!

[Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero]

Today is my first day at @GameGrumps 😊

[Artimus Tau @dire_rampancy]

@sizemore There is now a coffee mist splatter across my monitor. Origin: not the cup. Thank you sir, for the extra cleanup I must now commit to.

[sizemore @sizemore]

I may be getting too old for midnight coffee and concept albums.

[Artimus Tau @dire_rampancy]

@sizemore Never brother, never. We just pay a different price.

[Best Movies Never Made @NeverMadeFilm]

Guillermo del Toro drops CGI test for his unproduced At the Mountains of Madness film on IG.

[Artimus Tau @dire_rampancy]

@AdamSessler @jordha @NintendoAmerica

[Smutastrophe 🔞 alexsteacy.bsky.social @Smutastrophe2]

@engineered_arts They gotta get that homie a toupee or at least a hat.

[Artimus Tau @dire_rampancy]

@Smutastrophe2 @engineered_arts Or a merkin?

[sizemore @sizemore]

New Twitter verification process is simple. You’ll need a couch, a length of rope, a blood sample and, this is the important part, a red hot piece of wire.

[Artimus Tau @dire_rampancy]

@sizemore Does the blood have to be from scratch, or is store bought fine?