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@ilicco 8+. You’ll be fine.

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Thanks for the lovely review!

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@jester The film was Songs from the Second Floor.

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“Do you want me to ask if they can circle?”

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@Soundfackery @Documentally He was born stupid and got dumber. He’s not getting any smarter.

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My favourite lecturer at university hit a student in the face from across the room with a paperback copy of Tristram Shandy when he tried to bluff that he’d read the novel. ‘Disrespect yourself, me and your classmates by all means, but do not disrespect Laurence Sterne’.

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

I had a film professor ask why a student had no interest in analyzing any scene in Casablanca and he said “Cause nothing in the film interests me” and my professor told the student point blank that they’re in the wrong major. More professors should say that to students.

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Not clicking dumb ass promoted click bait but I will RT it to guess that they found a slightly smaller house complete with a 95-year-old. Then inside that one…

[Travel World @ItsTraveIWorId]

96-Year-Old Sells House Then They Find This Inside.

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@Soundfackery @cherrysheriff Kids ON the bus would run from one side to the other on the top deck to help. Bus driver abandoned it and watched with the rest of us. Could never quite get it over though.

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It was like Grange Hill crossed with Battle Royale. Richard & Judy came to film something there one morning and they were hit with multiple flying BMX bikes. School buses refused to come near the place because one was almost tipped on its side. Emergency services visited often.

[Stephen Kilpatrick @Soundfackery]

My high school had a visit from Prince Phillip. As @sizemore and @cherrysheriff will verify, it was a very run down place. The school spent some of its budget making one nicely cleaned and painted route through the school for the Prince. However,…

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@Soundfackery @cherrysheriff Oh I remember quite vividly being late home because I was eating crisps watching about half the school tip a double decker bus. Kids on one side would chant OOOHHHHHH in unison when it looked like it was going to fall on them then it’d tip back and OOOHHHHH from the other side.

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@Soundfackery Good at ducking

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@Soundfackery Throwing bricks at buses was just the thing you did while waiting for *your* bus to arrive. Then you played defence once the bricks started hitting that bus. Halcyon Days.

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@mattfromlondon Majestic. Sure.

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Wearing a small cross on my jacket upside down. The teacher wasn’t a Black Sabbath fan.

[Rach @RachaelvsWorld]

what’s the dumbest thing you got in trouble at school for?

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@thatmarkperkins My goal is to one day have such an adventure. Not many people want a piano delivering these days, alas.

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@mattfromlondon Proper north south divide stuff there as a fan of Ricky Tomlinson

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The moment when the Mandalorians realise they’re in a cult and finally take their dumb helmets off.

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Can’t wait for the sequel to State Funeral. In fact they should spin it into a franchise and do one a year.