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There will be a lot of entering and exiting, a lot of cocks crowing, oh and a lot of dying

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A thread: Ways I could have altered Hamlet so everyone wouldn’t have died.

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#endplay everyone is #dead

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#dead

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Hamlet is a??

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How many people do we kill??

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@thenameslaertes It gets worse. Trust me

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@thenameslaertes Buddy chill. They all die in the end

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@deadpdaddy @DamnitHamlet Think twice. You for surely in hell too

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@BestDadPolonius

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@denmarkdaddy Yah look at all the drama that’s gonna cause

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@YoMommaGertrude Ophelia couldn’t even save herself bro how is supposed to help hamlet

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@YoMommaGertrude That kills all

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@itshamletbrooo Subtle musical reference. Considering this is a play I give you some bonus points. Well played

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@itshamletbrooo @ofeelinmyself If you loved her that much why did you call her an ugly whore?
*sips tea*

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@itshamletbrooo Don’t worry you get your way 👼

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@hamletsmommy2

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@hamletsmommy2

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@hamletsmommy2 Or do you..?

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@mommygertrude

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@mommygertrude

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@mommygertrude