Derek

the painting was a gift. IU | Skol

[Derek @dirk_zoolander]

who tf is Leger Douzable??????? 🤣

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

“I don’t think [Justin Jefferson] is a top 2 receiver in football anymore, I think No. 8 is a little too high”

Do you agree with @LegerDouzable? 👀

[Derek @dirk_zoolander]

WHAT

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

[Grace Marlowe @graceofthecurls]

Algerians doing jigs in Kansas... Brits eating barbecue in Texas... Koreans doing full on kegstands in Mexico... just goes to show that the entire world can be united by the simple concept of getting really drunk and watching a sporting event

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

Folarin Balogun posted his goal celebration with no caption and Dream and Nightmares as the song

We’ve never been this level of back

[B @utdbrxy]

USA stadium aesthetics are insane omds. you lot lied for no reason

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Mexicans dancing and singing GANGNAM STYLE with the Koreans in Mexico after South Korea's World Cup win 😭

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[ESPN @espn]

FERNANDO MENDOZA DOIN' THAT HOCKEY 🔥

The reigning Heisman winner and the Las Vegas Raiders' No. 1 pick is in the building for Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Final 👏

[Derek @dirk_zoolander]

Stayed at this hotel, not to brag

[TopBin90 @Topbin90]

Norway's National Team in Greensboro yesterday.

They will be training at UNCG as they prepare for the World Cup.

Video: Norway's National Team IG

[Derek @dirk_zoolander]

they really got nothing better to talk about?

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Kyler Murray and JJ McCarthy were asked about how their quarterback room is in Minnesota

#PMSLive

[House of Lowlights @HouseLowlights]

Shai flopped on every single shot attempt.

[Derek @dirk_zoolander]

this makes me want to vomit

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The only players in NBA history with BACK-TO-BACK MVP awards. 🤯 🏆

This is legend status.

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

SGA is flopping on EVERY PLAY 😭

[Derek @dirk_zoolander]

😂😂😂

[(C) 14X 🏆KB @KBknowsball]

“They should fine him” he was deadass crying on tv lmaooo

[Derek @dirk_zoolander]

Someone check in on Vic lombardi and altitude sports

[Derek @dirk_zoolander]

If this isn’t aura idk what is

[Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman]

Jaden McDaniels talked maximum shit about the Nuggets — on camera, naming names — and then backed it up with 32 points, 10 rebounds, 0 turnovers, and lockdown defense in a series-clinching win.

https://t.co/4cdPeTzmZa

[Derek @dirk_zoolander]

Wolves!!!!!! Denver is saddddddd - can’t wait for that rat Adelman’s press conference!!!

[Derek @dirk_zoolander]

I’ve had time to collect my thoughts. I love this Wild team. And good riddance, Dallas!!!!!!!

[Derek @dirk_zoolander]

$2k hahaha

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

Jamie Benn was fined $2,600 for cross-checking Ryan Hartman in the head.

I assume Hartman is getting a 10-game suspension for getting cross-checked in the head