Dan👽

…………(fart)…..…........…….. :3

[Dan👽 @dirrrtydani]

plate is decorative from now on.

[Dan👽 @dirrrtydani]

i’ve had this dang green bowl my entire (ENTIRE) life and :) yesterday i completed the set cause someone was selling on marketplace :) emotional!! bowl is very special to me!!:))

[Parody/Spoof/Satire Clips 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @NoContextSpoof]

back in my day Doug would’ve commissioned someone on deviantart to draw the Nostalgia Critic drenched in blood wearing Boog’s skin while pointing a shotgun at a tearful Elliot while Bambi watches the background and used that as his thumbnail

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did, and he just completely ignored them?

[Ten Years Ago Today @tenyearsnow]

A mass shooting at the "Pulse" gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida, kills 50 people, including the shooter, and injures 58.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

[Dan👽 @dirrrtydani]

made the best spaghetti ever tonight in my clean place and then ate a tasty lemon tart and then showered and now i get to go to bed and have a good day at work tomorrow

[IsThatMike🐝 @isthatmike03]

But a gay couple in a tv show is pushing the agenda on kids.... yeah right

[S K E L L Y @skeleoncemore]

This looks like a promo image for a family sitcom about a solo dad with his gay son, smart daughter, and evil son

[Dan👽 @dirrrtydani]

@velcrowizard NO IT WASNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[🧁 @yunoswarmth]

food can shaped explosive. i’m sick

[manuel @manwelllb_]

thinking about all the laundry I have to do

[amber ᓚᘏᗢ @c0wp0key]

i don't remember seeing this journal entry in my last playthrough...
#rdr2 #backrooms

[Iris @lennonluvrr]

every movie should be their personal version of the maxwells silver hammer sessions

[frandy @lovetheism]

Everyone wants a bad gerl until they meet one.

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

jennifer’s body, 2009

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

36 years on T

[Cyanide @misplacedpaws]

hey man did you see that new room i built

[Vernon Equinox ✨💚 @AfroJediii]

no shade, generationally, we might need this idk. a small re-education on how to live past 26

[Mark @LouieFanaticBoy]

Genderqueer Sam Smith gets ridiculed for wearing a dress but this basic straight boy gets praised.. fuck all of y’all

[litquidity @litcapital]

Spotted outside of Morgan Stanley’s HQ in Times Square today 😭

[Dan👽 @dirrrtydani]

who doesn’t.