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25 he/him

[eli 𐦂 @velcrowizard]

little does the city of halifax know but i actually eat my parking tickets

[eli 𐦂 @velcrowizard]

this weekend is about to be way too much for me

[eli 𐦂 @velcrowizard]

what can i make my classmates for christmas …

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

when she got the thinkpad panties on you know i’m playing with that clickoris

[eli 𐦂 @velcrowizard]

i have the most amazing friends in the world

[eli 𐦂 @velcrowizard]

@indecisive_eva this is like evelyn christmas

[eli 𐦂 @velcrowizard]

changed all the filters in the fish lab and ive never been stickier in my entire life

[eli 𐦂 @velcrowizard]

noticing

[Firefox @firefox]

How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer?

Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours.

So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3

[eli 𐦂 @velcrowizard]

lost visuals on the spider who lives in my office as it is no longer in its usual corner there better not be any funny business going on

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

BITING YOU

[eli 𐦂 @velcrowizard]

@indecisive_eva hongdian n23 🙂‍↕️

[eli 𐦂 @velcrowizard]

new fountain pen new ink new lease on life

[frax @fraxiommusic]

been looking into waking up, anybody recommend some good starter times for waking up in the morning

[eli 𐦂 @velcrowizard]

@indecisive_eva strange….

[eli 𐦂 @velcrowizard]

now i just have to keep myself from using it until wednesday so i stay on task and finish this fucking presentation

[eli 𐦂 @velcrowizard]

new fountain pen new ink new lease on life

[eli 𐦂 @velcrowizard]

i’m nothing without my hot water bottle

[petek @peteknation]

@HilaKleinH3 i know this is a very hard time for you and we all just want you to know that you're alone ❤️

[eli 𐦂 @velcrowizard]

emailing lab equipment companies to beg for merchandise and sometimes it works and those are my new favourite lab equipment companies that i will live and die for

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

H3H3 crew

[eli 𐦂 @velcrowizard]

@dirrrtydani penis