jims beard

a self deficating best friend/ beard of your favorite broski/ all the stories you've heard about me are true/ tastes like creme of tar tar

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@FilledUpDugout we miss u baby boo.

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@HenryLovesYou I will be waiting outside every show for you. You little nugget you

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Does @SamuelLJackson star in #Tarantino movies just to hear whites call him the N-word. # hardassNword #MoneyPowerRespect

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Hail Satan #JeSuisPasFrileuxMais #hailsatan

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@FilledUpDugout and just found out we're lactose intolerant the hard way... analy

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@FilledUpDugout and I felt a some tingle in our tangle after running over a squirrel #ThisMeansWar #ItsOnlyTrueLoveIf #lifestyle #vapefam

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Can @realDonaldTrump & @HillaryClinton stop acting like fucking #brats and focus on the real people that fucking live in this world!

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@FilledUpDugout and i just watched #TheJungleBook if you cried, like he did, you are not #human only #robotscry #everybodydies #crybaby

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@DaniBarstad nice mutt

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@FilledUpDugout this guy wuz axing bout us says u owe him a pinchie #NationalNightOut #iheartthepolice #pigpatrol

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@FilledUpDugout that movie was ruined when @BenAffleck became buttman #missuboo #BatmanvSuperman #makesmehappy

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@FilledUpDugout ummmmmm how xum u never tell me superman is dead? Wtf bro thought we were #brahs #BatmanvSuperman #epic #HARDLOVE

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@FilledUpDugout I thought I saw a bumper sticker on your make believe vehicle that said "I Brake for Beaver" #AllorNothing #ThursdayThoughts

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@FilledUpDugout walking home from his, #from9till5 #workingmom, #job Milio's sandwich shop, #makingthatbuck #topdog

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@FilledUpDugout miss you #truelove #VoteTrump2016

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@FilledUpDugout ever fall asleep with your eyes open while masturbating while driving while watching rape porn at the same time

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I'm so fucking trendy, I just keep repeating the same thing every day #jimsotrendy #yourthoughts #ineed #iWANT #validation

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@FilledUpDugout great meme cop