dirtcrust9

name's crust, dirt crust.

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I am like everyone else in the fact I am misunderstood

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more like Florence pube

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I can’t believe I have to live and breathe every single day for the rest of my life while my cat is dead. Something truly horrible has gone wrong and I got dropped into the worst reality by mistake

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the process of creation is not always beautiful // i am growing my hair out

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Men should not be allowed to say the word nooch

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The writers room for this Twitter account is so crazy

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and thirsty too

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one thing about me my eyes will lock on to the word Mesopotamia and I will become blind to everything else around me and I will go hungry

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The lowest hanging fruit is already on the ground

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Just thought of something could be like a movie title or whatever

Oops! All Boobies

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I had an Italian nightmare

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@cry__stal__ don’t text and drive

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They should invent a type of photosynthesis that gives off WiFi instead of oxygen

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Win a Chance to Go In The Walgreens Glass Logo Room When You Spend 35 Dollars Or More On Nicorette Fast Action Easy Release Gum

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Me and my girl? We got it all worked out. She drives me around town, and I drive her nuts

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Lesbia is sort of a beautiful name for a girl

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He urkel’d on my family till it mattered

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@cry__stal__ Ugh

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@cry__stal__ I hate that this tweet leaves me with either not being really funny or being whatever you’re describing which sounds worse than anything

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this is my impression of me at 24
“oh look at me I’m 24 im about to reap what I’ve sowed”