Dirty Dishtowels

Vintage looking floursack dishtowels & sexy aprons with a naughty twist.

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This store brand, night time, liquid cold medicine tastes kind of cheap and boozy.

I like it!

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*two years later *
Hi!

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@jduffyrice My granddaughter says her dad must have had the BEST childhood!

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@vvesl Erma Bombeck

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Three people looked at my LinkedIn a year ago but I’m still getting emails about it

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@simoncholland You got a kite?

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Happy New Year to anyone who cares. Let’s do this.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

At this point a new year feels a bit risky, what about getting a certified pre-owned year?

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@baronessbree 🤣

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@baronessbree It was the church show that came on right after SNL. In Touch.

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Stupid scary movie made me spill my wine and that is horrifying!

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

Michael Myers in his 60’s walking around killing people like he got no lower back pain

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@JoJoFromJerz Defiantly

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I put out a pumpkin and some mums and that’s just enough of that.

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Rest assured. If I ever see or meet a famous person I’ll have no idea. You’re safe here.

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@Jandalize So very sorry. It’s not the right order of things.

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I’ve resorted to blocking people I don’t even follow.

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I don’t like very many people anymore.☹️

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@Staggfilms I’m old and we only got channel 6 and 12, but on Saturday afternoons we could get whatever channel carried The Thriller! I had nightmares about those turtle monsters.