dirty jonson

dustin’ off the johnson cause it’s a lil dirty

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

@JakeKAllDay @AlexanderPayton This is also a bad map, and coastal California should have far more “comfortable” days than the PNW as someone who has lived in both places. But the PNW has a very mild climate

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

@JakeKAllDay @AlexanderPayton 41 is like jeans, long sleeve shirt and a thick hoodie. Maybe a raincoat instead of the hoodie if it’s raining. I agree that 41 isn’t exactly comfortable but it’s certainly not harsh weather

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

I know this bitch is tight as hell

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Acting like health care is free in the US

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

@FunkMother @SlumRNA_Dog If you ever worked outside with Mexicans you would know they are very heat tolerant regardless of where they are from

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

Whipeepo ain’t bleach dey blueberries

[spicebae @spicebae_]

idk who needs to hear this BUT WASH YOUR FRUIT WITH MORE THAN JUST WATER!!!! 🤢

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

Murder-sui next question

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

@JakeKAllDay @AlexanderPayton Compared to like the entire Midwest and the eastern seaboard, the PNW has more comfortable winters and more comfortable summers.

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

@Thunda007 @JustEric Whatever you call the shape of a football, it’s definitely not an egg

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

@SAKETUBER Incredible. Thank you for sharing

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

@AliceClimbers This scenario is literally the “best team in the world” losing to teenagers, instead of “best team at a minor league level” losing to a professional squad

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

Look at all the grown men clutching Starbucks cups. Where are the Tsarnaev brothers when you need them

[C$ @Cmoneymontana]

You guys use to think sneaker releases were bad. This is from a bourbon release this morning

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

This music is demonic

[skygirl🌻 @fl00r3d]

just found this video if me taking my little sister to her first beyond while she comes up on acid otw there & i am CRYYYYINNGGGGGGGGGGGGG bruh i love her so much

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

Me in college when I decided 30 minutes of studying on adderall was enough and decided to play CoD for the next 8 hours:

[Arann Reichhardt Swordsmith @ArannReichhardt]

Just started taking ADHD medicine today and Jesus Christ, is this what a normal brain is like??

I'm fucking unstoppable, I may even get to fix my god damned back log!

So, after like 2 straight hours of filing...

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

@Fishsweets @NeoDogmaX @JamesSurowiecki Teams that play it safe lose games. Super Bowl winning teams have certain strengths that the coach maximizes. A run heavy play style may look boring but carries risks all the same as a pass heavy one just in different ways

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

@DingoBob4 @WallStreetMav What if we just killed the elderly instead?

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

@PYeerk They’re scared of black people

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

You don’t need the cops you can (and should) just shoot them yourself

[Fireball sommelier @Sheehan_Sports]

Any college football message board worth its salt would have this refs address and phone number posted by midnight.

[dirty jonson @dirtyjohnsen]

They act like we don’t play sports with cleats

[Randy Treibel @RandyTreibel]

@Mann_O_Steel17 just say you've never played. A metal cleat into your achilles is painful