Dirty Dan

The Dude abides.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We need that Texas Tech judge to free Balogun

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

The NBA didn’t even call that shit a regular foul on Wemby and you take Balogun out of the World Cup for it?????

[Dirty Dan @dirtykidcap]

I always get shit for buying physical media 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

PlayStation is deleting over 500 purchased movies from its customers' accounts 🎞️

• Includes films like 'Terminator 2', 'Rambo', 'Apocalypse Now', 'Hot Fuzz', and 'Moonlight'

• Comes after a licensing deal ended

[Dirty Dan @dirtykidcap]

Loser country. Propping up their loser. #bingbong

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Wemby was welcomed in a Paris club with MVP chants

[Dirty Dan @dirtykidcap]

@NYRLouie They are taking Verhoeff. I don’t know why anyone who has followed this team would believe otherwise. Big dude who is playing college hockey with injury issues. NYR has a type.

[Dirty Dan @dirtykidcap]

Great day for Jim Dolan to fire Chris Drury

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

EVERYONE IN NYC IS SINGING EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Dirty Dan @dirtykidcap]

@USMNT @chargers @jimharbaugh @NFL @PFTCommenter

[Dirty Dan @dirtykidcap]

Here we go again.

[Dirty Dan @dirtykidcap]

@PardonMyMeme @TickPick @MrJerryOC gotta get there to support memes

[Dirty Dan @dirtykidcap]

Is the NBA officiating always this bad?

[Dirty Dan @dirtykidcap]

US soccer is bad.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

2' - Germany gets on the board.

🇺🇸 0 - 1 🇩🇪

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Jalen Brunson

[Dirty Dan @dirtykidcap]

This is why I can’t ever stick with the NBA. Just so horribly officiated and such a simple game.

[Dirty Dan @dirtykidcap]

@PFTCommenter @wakeupbarstool Why hasn’t the US program been able to develop any talent or improve as a program in 15 years

[Dirty Dan @dirtykidcap]

@FitzGSN_ Anyone who has any grasp of the game of hockey can see Miller doesn’t do anything to be more than a below average 3rd liner. Doesn’t back check. Doesn’t skate. Doesn’t make good choices with the puck. I don’t understand defending Miller. This guy probably thinks Fox sucks too.

[Dirty Dan @dirtykidcap]

#firevrabel

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

I am going to skip Day 3 of @Philly_Mays Bachelor Party to attend counseling.