dirtyyarn - Ellory Matts

Just a nice girl with a dirty mind who writes this and edits that. Occasionally NSFW. she/her

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Music legend Bruce Springsteen just released this incredible song that will be sure to piss Trump off beyond belief.

“Streets of Minneapolis”.

He wrote this song about Alex Pretti and Renée Good Saturday and recorded it yesterday.

Share it far and wide and play it as loud as you can

[dirtyyarn - Ellory Matts @dirtyyarn]

@Beno10_MFC Sought

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Are you a woman who changed your name when you got married?

Congress is considering a bill that could make it much harder for you to vote.

Call your rep—this is not a drill. https://t.co/P7CcCnFTk1

[dirtyyarn - Ellory Matts @dirtyyarn]

@Clovis1007 They could do $1000 and up to sit in the stadium and $100 to stream in. That would raise some serious cash!

[dirtyyarn - Ellory Matts @dirtyyarn]

@xsanii91 I can’t believe he is already two years old! Happy Birthday!

[dirtyyarn - Ellory Matts @dirtyyarn]

@kristimcmanus I actually just deferred a purchase so that I can be impulsive next week!

[dirtyyarn - Ellory Matts @dirtyyarn]

Amazon #1 new release! Check out my author friend winning at life!

[Kristi McManus @kristimcmanus]

In honor of BFX release....
Have you got your copy yet?

#newrelease #writingcommunity #ya #romance #friendship

[dirtyyarn - Ellory Matts @dirtyyarn]

That’s my girl! So proud of you, Kristi! Happy sophomore book birthday.

[Kristi McManus @kristimcmanus]

I never thought I'd get to say this but....I got an orange banner!

[dirtyyarn - Ellory Matts @dirtyyarn]

@jbadelaire Nope. I get those often. Best case scenario, it’s some guy I made the mistake of being courteous to. Worst case, it’s someone/bot phishing. Don’t play.

[dirtyyarn - Ellory Matts @dirtyyarn]

@kristimcmanus Head up, friend!

[dirtyyarn - Ellory Matts @dirtyyarn]

@Softapocalypses The thimble.

[dirtyyarn - Ellory Matts @dirtyyarn]

I feel like a proud auntie!

[Kristi McManus @kristimcmanus]

My sophomore novel, How to Get Over Your (Best Friend's) Ex comes out tomorrow....

[dirtyyarn - Ellory Matts @dirtyyarn]

A man just asked me if I could meet him (for the first time) in a parking garage and watch him masturbate.

So how’s your day going?

[dirtyyarn - Ellory Matts @dirtyyarn]

@Softapocalypses 22. Some I’ll never eat again. I’d try a few I haven’t had if the opportunity presents itself.

[dirtyyarn - Ellory Matts @dirtyyarn]

@RichardBacula I used to sneak it during the coffee hour after church when my parents weren’t looking. 😇 I prefer it with real cream and a bit of sugar, if available. There are a couple of small batch roasts that I can drink black.

[dirtyyarn - Ellory Matts @dirtyyarn]

@kristimcmanus It looks great. I wish Inhad half of your creative talent!

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@kristimcmanus Yes!

[dirtyyarn - Ellory Matts @dirtyyarn]

@TaniHanes Indeed! Is there a fireplace in the new house? I forget.

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@TaniHanes You don’t get to enjoy that in the city!

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@jbadelaire You were obligated!