Mario Di Sandro

Singer-songwriter, musician, graphic designer, digital artist. Teller of bad dad jokes. LA living, Chicago raised. Be kind to one another.

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Earthquake? Small little jolt…

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@ThatEricAlper Queens of the Stone Age

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Facial Obliteration is my new favorite metal band name...

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@brendangetzell Tremendously happy! LOL

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@MerriamWebster Erewhon.

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@DaminEsper 😂

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@ThatEricAlper Binaural by @PearlJam. Especially on the track 'Of The Girl'.

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@julesinfleurs Birthday?

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@ThatEricAlper Great-grandma's hallucinogenic preserves...

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@atrupar Not sure if it's funny or sad that this wasn't made by A.I.

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@ThatEricAlper One that comes to mind: Drive All Night - Bruce Springsteen
https://t.co/ErPw7lGb3x

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@infieldflygrl Hey, you never know... this could be our year!

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@ryanarey Mephisto confirmed!

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Every time the ‘please don’t destroy’ logo comes up during an SNL episode, my mood immediately improves.

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For the fourth consecutive season, I had the AI create a motto for every MLB team.

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@BeschlossDC I’ve always wondered what his voice sounded like. Like, was it deep or raspy?

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@robertlicuria @Acyn @nbcsnl Looks like they got your page, lol!

https://t.co/spZ1VkdmZw

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@JoJoFromJerz Pay phones

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Was just thinking... that one older lady hasn't snuck onto a plane in awhile. I wonder how she's doing... ���