abbi 🍓🌙🔪

human disaster | archivist | patron saint of middle child syndrome | she/her 🏳️‍🌈

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

if milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, then consider my lactose intolerance a Personal Choice

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

do Americans know about knickerbocker glories yet or not?

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

is anyone else a bit terrified about the clock change this weekend? my mental health has been so good recently, especially given how hard last November-March was, but seasonal depression is AGGRESSIVE yikes

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

Somebody tell the Americans that our version of 'Itsy Bitsy Spider' is in fact 'Incy Wincy Spider'. I just wanna see what happens

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

Do I even like soup or do I just like wet bread

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

@JamesBlunt help please

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

The café I'm in is playing Same Mistake by James Blunt and it's undoing all the work my antidepressants have put in over the past 9 months

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

Why do we call them mini vegetarian sausages and not mocktail sausages

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

disease that makes you openly weep with joy if you think about Joni Mitchell for too long

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

@Alisha12287 @KaskaJessica the mould theory has me SCREAMING with the intrigue but realistically, I think it might just be wallpaper of this genre, and the bigotry is caused by something non-mouldy

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

not to sound pro-energy company but istg I am currently being held together by the free iced coffee I get through Octopus every week

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

@g0thm0ther I got one of those brooms with rubber bristles which is good for getting some hair up? One like (I grabbed a super cheap one from the Range) Not perfect but you can get up more than with a hoover and the long handle means you don't have to get on your hands and knees for it!

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

@rmncslvt Is it me or is the bottom left one not even grammatically correct? 😭 Jesus fucking christ, who's publishing this shit???

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

Used to be you could make jokes about Hawaiian raw fish dishes and they'd fit linguistically into popular joke formats. But you can't any more. Because of poke.

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

'cured meats' cured of WHAT??? stop telling me my ham has just got over TB

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

@marxistnarnian was he born in Carlisle or

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

@zoebread if you want to see a full-sized version of the image for FREE, press the power button on your monitor

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

Going on a day trip with snack people is insane. The planning, the packing, the efforts to include both savoury and sweet snacks. Just got threatened with 'there might not be anywhere to get food until lunch'. My guy we are literally going to a halloumi tasting experience

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

@zoebread did you know: the shop iceland has free freezers in that you can put your dinosaur nuggets etc in from 9am til 6pm (this works better if you don't let the staff see you)

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

@hankgreen that episode triggered a full on depressive episode for me

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

not dead yet, am I 😎😎😎😎

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

the cool thing about depression is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA jesus fucking christ vs the numbest numbness you've ever felt

[abbi 🍓🌙🔪 @disastermoons]

when I say cool-