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docile, gentle browser

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@InamurasNips Read their titles as “wolf shitter”

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@EricFowler24 @InamurasNips Thank you Eric

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@redderbeanpaste lol yes the people who lay on their horns when you refuse to flatten a mom with a stroller

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@lotusseedpastes “Verbal acuity”

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It’s not developmentally appropriate to expect a three year old to behave exactly how you want them to at all times. If you can’t cope with kids learning how to act in public spaces idk what to tell you

[AbortionChat @AbortionChat]

Small child runs up to Zoë. I body block and say, “Maybe we don’t run up to dogs we don’t know.”

The parent: She’s three

Me: If she isn’t on voice recall, maybe she should be leashed?

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@RVineshank oh my god is this real

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@InamurasNips god this is nauseating. how disingenuous can you be

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@InamurasNips “Too hot” a perpetual Ben problem

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@worrierprincess I had a freewebz site as a 12 year old so I could post pictures of my pets, maybe take a leaf outta my book

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@InamurasNips Yeah I started watching it and stopped within like 10 minutes because something about it was so syrupy. I could not stand it

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@whineosaur It is crazy how much they don’t understand what is developmentally appropriate for a four year old! Having “a conversation” will not mean anything without modeling of the desired behavior and practicing it over and over. Ugh

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@RVineshank Just as shells are worn by the tides

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I’m bad at bird watching because sometimes I see a pigeon that moves fast and I think it is a new, special type of bird

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Punxsutawney Phil’s opinion is less than dogshit in the time of climate change

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@worrierprincess The prince from this movie became the first image I think of when someone refers to a man

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i was born in the wrong century

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

fish on a walk, france, 13th century

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why did they make traffic lights worse

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something as scary as having teeth or losing teeth

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I dream of being able to publish my art so that I can put a big headshot of myself with a gargoyle smile on the back cover like Shel Silverstein

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@Mort_Human a reuben with corned beef, though I only experienced this in my brief episodes of allowing myself to buy meat

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A dad’s job is to help his kid figure out what their favorite type of sandwich is