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I think this song is about me

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@FranziaMom @camp_trash @dimwizzy Great set from Dim Wizard last night, and Liquid Mike blew the roof off the place. Rock and roll music.

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@MKupperman @KittiesNKief Ghost pipes. Not a fungus, but a chlorophyll-lacking plant that parasitizes the mycorrhizal network of fungi and surrounding plants.

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@onlineandnice 311

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@FranziaMom Lift To Experience? Or the Hold Steady if they count.

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@ZacharyLipez Obama list for burnouts

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@disconaps Eggplant parm! And yours?

[KaiTheFishGuy @FishGuyKai]

Don’t make these at national parks. I will kick them all down.

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Glad everyone is in agreement about this

[Vile Creature @vilecreature666]

Chat Pile - God's Country

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Just made an extra tip for playing Ted Leo at the bar. Sometimes it's just that easy, folks.

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@johnpleaseriot Only if you can't remember shit from them after

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@Johnnedhyman Yeah, I was a 6 on this one. Pitiful performance. Wasting guesses on plural nouns just to eliminate more letters.

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Showered after a hike and a spider came out of my hair? Anyway here's a guy we met.

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@kathbarbadoro https://t.co/YkAmzrk2T9

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This is big for me

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@Kevaclysm Album is flawless

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

Yeah, I'm into crypto. Cryptobranchus alleganiensis! More commonly known as the hellbender, this aquatic giant salamander can be found in parts of the eastern and central United States. Some may measure up to 30 inches long! Photo by Ryan Hagerty/USFWS.

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Picking up a small turtle and skipping it like a stone

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@EricFowler24 Pat is being a real angel here, I have in recent weeks made enough chowderheaded guesses in Wordle that I would never disparage a poor game show contestant whose brain briefly short-circuited.