Disco Paddy

Feisty potty mouth, with a penchant for toilet humor, politics, intern wrangling, booty poppin, twirling & all things disco.

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Men of quality support women's equality, That is why I fully support a women's right to choose #MenForChoice

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Nothing pisses me off more than asking two questions waiting three full days and then getting a response to just one of those questions. Per my last fucking email….

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HELL is Miami Airport Terminal D. Running w/a disability trying to make a flight & @AmericanAir envoy assist people ignore you or “can’t help” & your original wheel chair assist was already a half hour late. Flying American through miami? DONT DO IT!

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Um hi @Mattel if you’re thinking about more movies, can we have a He-Man remake please. pretty please.

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On a flight to Spokane, WA and the flight attendant keeps saying Spokane like it rhymes with cane. I don’t know why it infuriates me and why no one has ever told her.

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Please help my sister in law if you can.
Fundraiser by Cara Longinotti : The Longinotti Family https://t.co/KTH6IkLQjO

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Get a dog they said. It will love you and bring you companionship. Between food, toys, vet bills and damage to personal property I could get a hooker twice a week and still spend less. #dinkwad #gaydogdad

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@amazon maybe tell your drivers to ring the FUCKING DOORBELL so I know a package has arrived and it won’t be destroyed by riff raff. You lose money because your drivers are lazy!

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Watching @trixiemotel and she is selecting signature cocktail and the fuck!!: a #skinnylengend is the same damn cocktail as a #rosekennedy. Now twinks everywhere won’t have any damn respect. Your fault @trixiemattel

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My marriage vows will include “in sickness and in health; when the dog needs to go out when it’s raining, that’s your job.” #dogdads #rainraingoaway

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No one really explains that when you get a puppy, you & your partner talk more consistently but only about the dogs bowel moments. Like I didn’t know where he was for two hours this morning but I knew the dog had pooped & had breakfast #dogdads #wasitagoodpoop #puppylife

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I’m not ugly crying you are. Season 3 episode 6 & 7 of Derry Girls wrecked me. I laughed so hard and cried so hard. Come back please #DerryGirls

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If you had told me 20 years ago that I would actually get excited about a surprise bag of decorative gourds, I would have probably slapped you. But here we are now genuinely happy about my surprise bag of decorative gourds. #fall #autumnaladulting #fortyish #aginggracefully

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@Meteorshowered We’ll some are. You wouldn’t know because we don’t pay educators enough. Sorry.

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Because of Texas abortion law, her wanted pregnancy became a medical nightmare - NPR https://t.co/Hqj8qFCIUh

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@legendsonly_pod OMG Just listened to June 15th pod. Um you dissed on Merriweather Post Pavilion. Shant have it. It was named after Marjorie Merriweather Post. Look her up she was a legend and an Icon. I am happy to give you reasonings on her glory.

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Seriously is this a typo or a new form of grammar ⁦@nprnews⁩ ?

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@beaniebabybot #paddynotpatty

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@nhannahjones @LaSeamstress Should be

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@ballyluskylass @RocketsLead Yes they are correct. #paddynotpatty

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@JonahMarais Yeah probs cause they real stupid. https://t.co/BcAexWuJJi