Patrick Phenow

This is the first time I've changed my bio in, like, nine years.

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@stefaneverts55 @juanmatucci If he does get him, it’s so minimal that it doesn’t even move Almiron’s foot. After he’s passed Ream, you see him cleanly plant one foot, then the other, before jumping and dragging both feet back as he realizes he didn’t initially draw enough contact to sell the foul.

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@juanmatucci @Roll_Roycer There might be reasonable complaints about this rule fix. But this ain’t it. I’m more than happy to kill this version of the game. Trick your opponent, yes. Deceive the ref? You’re disrespecting yourself, your opponent, and the game.

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@kashifned @NateSilver538 I assure you that Nate is not taking the position that, “America is great, no matter what.” More a, “FIFA sucks, no matter what,” position.

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@Heinert @NateSilver538 And yes, there is a similarly long list of stupid things about this one. The active war, the racist visa BS, the insane prices, the stupid travel distances, the vague threats from ICE, et cetera. But let’s not pretend Qatar was good because this one is also bad.

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@Heinert @NateSilver538 This is a pretty dumb World Cup in many respects. But between the corrupt bid, the migrant labor deaths, the illegality of homosexuality, the bait and switch on the summer bid vs the eventual decision to play in December, it was bad.

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@ms4realmfu @NateSilver538 Most people that love the World Cup hate FIFA. And everyone that hates FIFA loves the World Cup.

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@MichaelH_MN Do people normally take you seriously? Because you’re not a serious person. Every city that wants to fly the old flag should be required to open every meeting with the racist poem written by the wife of the original flag’s designer. No dog whistles. Gotta publicly own that shit.

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@chillpocalypse2 @lauren_w67 And did you see that nihC .B raised his hand? Video is mirrored. But yeah, women and foreigners are so dumb, right?! Goddammit, this place is so funny.

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@DeepBlueCrypto @TheLaurenChen Is that not an accurate description of at least the Disney version of the story? I’m not seeing how this is some, “everything you know about this is wrong” thing.

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@Only_Logic_ @elonmusk And it would probably end up looking a lot like the citizenship test that immigrants have to pass to become citizens. Now what does the map look like?

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@mshimsh985 @katystoll I realize there is a lot going on, but the United States just started a war with Iran. Is context Really necessary?

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@CallieOrgan @mishelle_scott @AriFleischer @seanspicer You and OP seem utterly indifferent to and/or ignorant of Jesse Jackson’s legacy.

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@Dontchaknow @ImMeme0 No one who lives here thinks that Park Center is “basically Minneapolis”. It’s a different place. It’s also 3-4 miles from the border and like 10 miles from downtown.

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@CscottLawyer @alexandrakoko3 @nicksortor You think all of these places were better after American intervention?

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@BillLoyd @MellifluousJode @Math_files “Hey siri, how much climate change research is funded by oil companies?”

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@Heebie314 @Irishdoggydoo @atensnut How is that irrational? “I played for 20 years, so maybe I understand what is and isn’t a foul,” is not a logical fallacy and it’s not irrational.

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@PlanetStarfield @atensnut Don’t have kids.

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@Kevin_B_Here @_ClimateCraze @Microinteracti1 Also, just because non-citizens are required to carry proof of legal residence does Not mean ICE can demand to see them without probable cause. 4th amendment prohibits that.

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@Kevin_B_Here @_ClimateCraze @Microinteracti1 Some of my above comments will be confusing because I forgot which video this was about. But broadly, my points stand.

[Patrick Phenow @pphenow]

@Kevin_B_Here @_ClimateCraze @Microinteracti1 Also, no. They do not get to detain a citizen trying to leave because they got their feelings hurt. The fact that they are doing it does not make it legal. The dumbass murderer intentionally put himself in front of a vehicle trying to leave the scene.