lauren

this is my second rodeo.

[lauren @discopugs_]

as a society, we should be skipping more.

[lauren @discopugs_]

@han_somewhere let’s goooo

[lauren @discopugs_]

if y’all start seeing me post vlogs and outfits to tiktok pls let me cook, it’s part of my two year plan to move to LA and be a micro influencer

[lauren @discopugs_]

@praying4u_316 put a hex on him

[lauren @discopugs_]

literally crying watching a fencing match

[lauren @discopugs_]

charli xcx and captain sandy following each other on instagram is my favorite moment in history

[lauren @discopugs_]

@gina_notregina joy

[lauren @discopugs_]

i looked so hot last night and i am not afraid to admit how many times i’ve watched my instagram story today

[lauren @discopugs_]

the man i broke up with six days ago because he told me in every way except directly that he’s not ready for a relationship has now updated all his photos on hinge to ones he sent me while we were going out. jail. immediately hexing.

[lauren @discopugs_]

last night i dreamt i kissed dj james kennedy for the bit lmaooo

[lauren @discopugs_]

i wanna be back on twitter but idk what to say, i’ve truly gone smooth brain mode

[lauren @discopugs_]

@han_somewhere HANNAH HAHAHAHA

[Gween Parmesan @praying4u_316]

I’m just a girl with an emotional support crossword book

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m on my way

[lauren @discopugs_]

no surprises just came on and nate sarcasticly said “i love band of horses” and i can’t stop laughing

[lauren @discopugs_]

living with my brother has been pretty good so far but this man has so many alarms going off in the morning it has to be a bit. like there’s no way you need one every 30 SECONDS just get up at that point

[lauren @discopugs_]

my friend kept asking me who the boss from new jersey was and she meant bruce springsteen

[lauren @discopugs_]

came back on twitter just for this

[Taylor Swift Updates @SwiftNYC]

Taylor Swift for 2024 #GoldenGlobes! 🐍

[lauren @discopugs_]

another new quarter, another new seasonal snoopy photo on my work slack account that no one noticed 😔

[lauren @discopugs_]

i am being tested