MAGS.

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[MAGS. @discountspells]

I’m honored.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

We’ll make millions. At the very least, thousands.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

We’ve got a great little show on our heads. Well, you do.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Yeah? Just for me?

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Scary is the new fascinating. Things with too many legs and evil eyes could work.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

Hmm.. We could do scary magic stuff. Watch me pull a tarantula from this hat.

(Which are not actually scary in the slightest, if people would only give them a chance, they’d actually see that——)

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Close up magic. I’d love to watch.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Scarier, too. Those eyes…

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

You can do a Hare instead. Legally distinct.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

I’d watch you pull bugs out of a hat.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Probably.

He suggested lizards.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

They probably suck.

You can pull bugs out of a hat.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Not at all. I’m used to operating on a ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ basis with names.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

Did you catch his name? Or his families name?

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Thank you, though.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

The last thing I want is to start a magician turf war.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

That’s so stupid. They don’t own rabbits outta hats. Maybe you’d do it better.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

cool.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Coming Out Day.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Oh, perfect. What kind of hex are you after? Bad luck? Going bald?

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖦹 ‎ 𝐓͟𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 。 ❜ @wolfofshinjuku]

I have more than what’s necessary.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Do you have a hundred dollars?

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖦹 ‎ 𝐓͟𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 。 ❜ @wolfofshinjuku]

Let’s double it.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Maybe I’ll just throw knives at an imp.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

I could manage lizards, I think.

[ZATARA II. @Zatarafy]

What about lizards? That could be cool!

[MAGS. @discountspells]

If you’ve got the ex, I’ve got the hex.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖦹 ‎ 𝐓͟𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 。 ❜ @wolfofshinjuku]

Now we’re talkin'.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

I don’t really like dogs. Cats feel like another way to get them abused for superstition.

[ZATARA II. @Zatarafy]

What about cats or dogs? Untapped market.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

He said it’s like a family thing that they do.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

What? Did he invent taking rabbits out of hats or something?

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Some guy says that’s already taken.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

Absolutely.