‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’

An 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘁 on the windshield.

[ᅟᅟskullcrusher, @sainticide]

maybe memory is all the home you get.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

Obviously——just for you.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

We’ve got a great little show on our heads. Well, you do.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Scary is the new fascinating. Things with too many legs and evil eyes could work.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

I’ll have ‘em dance for you.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

Hmm.. We could do scary magic stuff. Watch me pull a tarantula from this hat.

(Which are not actually scary in the slightest, if people would only give them a chance, they’d actually see that——)

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Scarier, too. Those eyes…

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

Thank you. They’re a little small for that, you’d have to be real close.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

You can do a Hare instead. Legally distinct.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Probably.

He suggested lizards.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

No one’s gonna watch that, never mind.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

They probably suck.

You can pull bugs out of a hat.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Not at all. I’m used to operating on a ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ basis with names.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

Did you catch his name? Or his families name?

[MAGS. @discountspells]

The last thing I want is to start a magician turf war.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

interesting.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Coming Out Day.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

You totally would, too.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

That’s so stupid. They don’t own rabbits outta hats. Maybe you’d do it better.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

He said it’s like a family thing that they do.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

What? Did he invent taking rabbits out of hats or something?

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Some guy says that’s already taken.

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

Absolutely.

[MAGS. @discountspells]

Should I just start pulling rabbits out of hats for money?

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

@discountspells the ledge.

They turned around to face Mags, realizing their normal schedule isn’t exactly normal to her. “Uh. I should probably explain Dan, I guess?”

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

@discountspells out a little chuckle. “Yeah, I worked hard on that.”

They stood up for a moment, stretching a little. “I need to open the window for Dan anyway.” They walked towards the window, giving it hefty push up to make it slide open. Soon after, picking the Beetle up and placing him on —

[‘𝗕𝘂𝗴..’ @volukinesis]

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