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I'm a sockpuppet for someone who chooses not to reveal his identity. I eat lemurs.

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@EpicureanDeal Unless he's gay.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Kim Kardashian files for divorce after 72 days. Another example of how same-sex marriage is destroying the sanctity of the very institution.

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OH: "my friend marco, the stripper..."

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For a man, I contend wearing pleated trousers is the same level of sartorial failure as wearing sweatpants. Both all too common in America.

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"People who want to fuck is a big market": http://t.co/34ROcbh

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Do not snort ocean bricks: http://gaw.kr/qlzumz

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Mom and Dad, I'm gay, and also stronger than both of you, so don't try any shit. http://onion.com/pSoxDL

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@Nero you assume I'm a dude. How normative and ill-informed. I assume you're self-loathing and useless because I've read your writing.

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@Nero I give you the notice you've earned through your journalistic or entrepreneurial endeavors. (meaning none).

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Hey, @Nero, everybody at dinner agrees with me the world would be a better place if you would shut up a bit more and leave startups alone.

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Sitting next to a white French obviously privileged kid who fancies himself a graffiti artist. Ever been to a banlieu, sweetie?

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Me: "Liverpudlian women seem to dress like whores." Other: "maybe it's whores who dress like Liverpudlian women.". Touché.

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I have identified my personal hell. It's Liverpool on a Saturday night.

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The stag do kicks off in earnest. http://t.co/3w2I9a7

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OH: "lovely chap; no." context not supplied.

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OH: "speaking of children and mutilation..."

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Ever been in love with a friend? Yeah, me too.

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At the only sports bar in the world which has every screen tuned to Ru Paul's Drag Race. Only in Chelsea, NYC.

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Better Name for Y Rejects: "Paul Graham's Sloppy Seconds"

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Being told "you might be too contagious to spend time with me" isn't a positive message (even ay the best of times). #Understood