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Midwestern space nerd. Halfling Rogue. Mother of future Mars colonist. Opinions are my own.

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My stove is perfectly positioned between two windows allowing me to unabashedly dance to @lizzo without the neighbors spying on my moves. #FeelingGoodAsHell

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@UDMGreg @mrpittsmpls @MNParentsFTW The next School Board election isn't until 2025.

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@MicaBurton Oh shiiiit!! @mhallanger 😯🤓

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I love this so much.

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

I am happy to declare today as Nic Zapko day in Minnesota.

Nic is an American Sign Language interpreter who has been by my side the last year—ensuring Minnesotans have accurate and timely information on COVID-19 every step of the way. Thank you.

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@majikamig @DGNfast @KatevonDick @GovTimWalz Also with essential worker childcare, schools HAVE been open this whole time. This will just allow us to bring more students on-site.

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@mhallanger How...how do you even know they did that?

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@JackieAckiLewis My birth mark, my name, and pretty much all my quirks. #Nerd ❤

[Natalie Montelongo @natimontelongo]

You can’t honor our frontline workers, while also fill a stadium with 25,000 people.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

No, fuckers, you DO NOT need to go to a Super Bowl party.

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

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[Jill Biden Archived @FLOTUS46Archive]

Champ and Major have joined us in the White House! 💕🐾

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@amyklobuchar Please send our love to Olivia's family. Incredibly tragic.

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Obama wasted much of his first term trying to win over Republicans who wanted him to fail. Biden can't repeat that mistake. Bipartisanship is great, but you can't compromise with a group that's been gleefully destroying the country. We have 2 years to build it back. Starting now.

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@POTUS @FLOTUS WE NEED CHAMP AND MAJOR PHOTOS STAT. ❤❤❤❤

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I LOVE IT. I AM HERE FOR IT.

[YANN @yannhatchuel]

the inauguration said gay rights!!

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@mhallanger

[Liz Ryan @humanworkplace]

RETWEET if you ever had a job where you were pressured to come to work when you were sick

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@neilhimself My dad grew up in Escanaba so I've grown up eating them. My husband thinks they smell like fish. MORE FOR MEEEEEEEE.

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@PaulSteveSamuel They don't. They'll give you a bunch of bullshit reasons but they really, actually don't need them.