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[aleX🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

[Brian @belatucadros]

@jackelynv2 @BabylontheGr8

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I hate how gullible I am in my dreams. Someone is like "bro remember, you're the prince of frosting mountain?" And I'm like I forgot yeah of course I am, I'm such a fucking idiot

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

The farmers market is cool because farmers can skip the middleman and sell directly to you, saving a lot of money… which is why everything somehow costs five times more than it does at a normal grocery store.

[▸ ron ! @cl0wntism]

once you turn 20 this just becomes the cycle of your life

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

At a weed store you can say, 'I want something to help me sleep that won’t make me wonder if my back door is unlocked,' and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, 'Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?'"

[ren @afoidance]

There’s one natural way you can get bigger boobs but you guys are not going to like it

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

Weed smokers will be like “you can’t get addicted to weed” and then hang half of their body outside their apartment window on the 24th floor at 2 am to smoke a resin bowl without smelling up the place

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay?

[cav empty @cavempty_]

multiple times ive wanted to tweet ‘who up torturing their homunculus’ but it kind of just sounds like an innuendo for jacking off

[Dongy @DongyJammin]

dudes in the 80s were seriously like "well she would be attractive but her butt's really big"

[Gabe G @Ggski202]

@iamcardib

[Chase @Ritzzzz525]

@ouiouifaguette

[RC @dishpitdaydream]

@StacyInTheSkye @_gdaymate You’d..rather let someone you don’t like fuck you?

[RC @dishpitdaydream]

@RazmicRuby @puppystarves You’re the one stating you’re sure that that weight “isn’t okay”, not OP.

[RC @dishpitdaydream]

@PbandJamesCB @cannabinoided Oh right, because that’s somehow so different from working a job at Walmart? Or Amazon? Or FedEx? Or a factory? Or construction?

[RC @dishpitdaydream]

@RazmicRuby @puppystarves What height is she? Since you already know it’s “not okay”, fill us in on the child’s height and build?

[RC @dishpitdaydream]

@BigSledge03 @_gdaymate @GUCCIWOE There is no world in which this indicates she is interested. She is conveying “Fuck this because you’re not about to fuck me.”

[Forte 4R😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

i warned a smoker about the detrimental effects of smoking on his lungs and he asked what the benefit of dying with healthy lungs would be

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Twizzlers taste like as if someone was vaguely thinking of cherries whilst melting plastic bags into a pasta noodle press