Troyelee

I'm a new mom to a little boy who is about to be obsessed with Disney

[Troyelee @disneycoma]

@BacheloretteABC @Clare_Crawley

[Vogue Magazine @voguemagazine]

The #MetGala is here! Ahead of tonight's red carpet, watch Anna Wintour answer all your questions regarding the night: https://t.co/aJhEbtxcFd #GoAskAnna

[Troyelee @disneycoma]

@KendallPatrice @samknowsthings

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A happy #Hiddleswift Halloween! #LookWhatYouMadeMeDo @taylorswift13 🕸👻🎃

[Troyelee @disneycoma]

#phoenixrally #TrumpInPhoenix

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Confucius say: without a drive-thru, are you even a Starbucks? #drivethru #babyintow #notgettingoutofthecar #newmom #azheat

[Troyelee @disneycoma]

Unwashed face, no deodorant, messy bun that I slept on... made it to the gym. #momwin #motivation #feeltheburn

[Troyelee @disneycoma]

Why did I cut my own hair? Cuz getting a babysitter to coordinate with a hair appointment is an act of god. #thrifty #curlyhair #newmom

[Troyelee @disneycoma]

@jimmyfallon last night I had a dream I ran into you, I tried to say hello, but you ran away with your hands in your pockets. #weirddream

[Troyelee @disneycoma]

When your yoga instructor mansplains yoga before you're about to practice yoga, waiting for him to start the yoga already. #namaste #letsgo

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Motherhood is drinking lukewarm coffee that you've nuked 6 times before you almost got to finish it. #momlife #newmom #needcoffee

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And for my next trick, I will get up while holding baby without waking him 🎩✨🌟✨

[Troyelee @disneycoma]

I just told myself to put my pants on before my shoes... and didn't listen.

[Troyelee @disneycoma]

@samknowsthings Genius!

[Troyelee @disneycoma]

Just up googling how to get rid of this hickie my husband gave me 😑 #husbandfail #mymomisbabysittingtomorrow #really?

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

Jimmy & Bill Hader reacted very differently when their plane made an emergency landing...

[Troyelee @disneycoma]

Bjorn in the front, diaper bag in the back. @thenormaldiner for… https://t.co/O1u7Ma1BPw