mrs skeleton

do you ever think about dying, reese?

[mrs skeleton @disonaurs]

I just got #ordained online as a minister of the Universal Life Church! https://t.co/8RMeIXrKQm via @ulcmonastery

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

They need to create an app that's Shazam for people

[mrs skeleton @disonaurs]

Ohhhhhh my godddddd. Also is that phoebe bridgers

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New trailer for ‘PRIMETIME’, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen.

The film follows Chris Hansen as he runs ‘How To Catch A Predator’ where he confronts adult men who think they are meeting minors to have sex.

In theaters on September 25.

[mrs skeleton @disonaurs]

I don’t disagree but in this nearly two minute video she says one thing

[cameron @BleachVial]

cough cough

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Since I was Born I’ve needed Everyone to think I’m Funny all the Time

[mrs skeleton @disonaurs]

Making this video at all and including your reactions and you think you’re any better than them

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

NPC coworker humor

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

i actually really love strawberries

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Hello, I drive a Nissan Altima and I have staked my entire sense of self on “winning” this intersection

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

It’s called a theremin because if you’re playing one I’ll be there in a min. Now, what I’ve done here with this one is write something that is technically a joke but joyless for both you reading it and me writing it.

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I am Never kind to my Younger Self but She wouldn’t Be Kind to me Either. She’s Such a Bitch I hate Her.

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

gimme the beach boys and free my soul

[mrs skeleton @disonaurs]

And is there a Mr. Doubtfire?

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

She had no idea they were gonna play in her face

[moth @hickorymoth]

If the beatles suddenly never existed and u were the only one who remembered them how long do u think it would take for you to notice

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

why don't we just add all the numbers together and have one big number

[Alex Naser-Hall @anaserhall]

I've decided that Sara Bareilles is a hugely significant American artist

[mrs skeleton @disonaurs]

Tjobjobo

[yours truly @PleasantAndEvil]

happy birthday to all horses in the southern hemisphere

[grace @agneswickfields]

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to stop six the musical

[mrs skeleton @disonaurs]

Thank you

[Charli @charli_xcx]

love you love you love you ella