dispatchafterdark

Night shift Dispatcher with a sarcasm problem.
Obligatory disclaimer: my opinions, not my agency's.

[dispatchafterdark @dispatchafterd1]

@collegetowncop Get some pasties.

[AveragePharmacist @AvgPharmacist]

To all prescribers everywhere:

STOP talking to your patients about pricing. You know NOTHING about drug costs. FOCUS on diagnosis and let me handle pricing.

Lastly, pro tip: That cute drug rep LIED to you about the price of their product.

Everytime.

[dispatchafterdark @dispatchafterd1]

@thepolicebarbie Yikes that looks like it Hurt!

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@DispatchMess @ShastaFromNE @DispatcherDame @dispatch_town @DispatchDevil @annoyedispatchr @PissedOff911 @dispatchdisshit @DispatchDisBish @dispatchlife1 @unrulydispatch @realworldisp @rantingdisp911 Sure

[dispatchafterdark @dispatchafterd1]

I've been away for a bit bc there's been some shitty weirdness going down at work and I just haven't had it in me to be on social media.
I'm back intermittently, as I feel up to it. I miss yall though.

[dispatchafterdark @dispatchafterd1]

@DudeDispatcher Mostly they say Medic but units will say they will be riding in the back of the box

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@Sgt_Manderzzz Where's the bug on HER nails?!

[dispatchafterdark @dispatchafterd1]

Copy and paste but change what the bunny is holding
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[dispatchafterdark @dispatchafterd1]

@shitshowspatch I don't understand what would possess anyone to ruin watermelon with salt.

[dispatchafterdark @dispatchafterd1]

@litenaska We've joked with my dad and called him 'Mr trained observer' when he misses obvious things. Add that to your rotation with Detective 😅

[dispatchafterdark @dispatchafterd1]

@CarUnmarked Status check.

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self.

Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.

[dispatchafterdark @dispatchafterd1]

@dispatchdisshit @caffeine_n_sass After I got mine I hit it all the time. Esp after the first jewelry change - I kept catching it on my towel and it was awful.

[dispatchafterdark @dispatchafterd1]

@PissedOff911

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@DispatchMess Did units get sent? Help got there? I did the best I could with the info I was given? Nobody died?
Learn what you can from it, take a deep breath and remember everyone is human.

[dispatchafterdark @dispatchafterd1]

@DispatchMess Proud of you!

[dispatchafterdark @dispatchafterd1]

So if you are absent from Twitter for three and a half days, you cannot go back to the last tweet you read. Apparently Twitter thinks that's too far back. I'm reading what I can but I'm sure I'm missing good stuff. 😢

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@911disbitch @AmericanAir So no drinks bc of COVID? How does COVID know to stay out of business class?

[dispatchafterdark @dispatchafterd1]

@BeanTownCop Ok look. I know people like to see their families/kids but the general rule here is that when you leave nights, we can't be friends anymore.

And also, you are gonna miss us.