Jonah Mason Dister

[Jonah Mason Dister @dissedher]

Kingdom Come: Deliverance is the hardcore medieval simulator on PC you are looking for @heathercampbell
In the first hour of the game I got sent to prison for stealing some bread and burned to death because I was unable to escape my cell when a local warlord attacked the town.

[Jonah Mason Dister @dissedher]

I want my cowboy tv @SeanClements @Ben_Rodgers

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Great opportunity for a really bad SNL sketch where DMX and Prince Philip both arrive at the pearly gates at the same time.

[Jonah Mason Dister @dissedher]

Presently going very, very gently into that good night despite Sir Michael Kaine’s loud objections.

[Jonah Mason Dister @dissedher]

@seamuspO2L We all know it’s the baby dementors in their garbage truck.

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@seamuspO2L BMO’s face the whole time is excellent.

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@KevinJBartelt, my wife and I forgot to buy a Chef Kevin apron for our friend @seamuspO2L for the holidays. They’re sold out. Can we have one? I know you have some.

[Tawny “My Name is Tawny” Newsome @TrondyNewman]

Paul honors my ol’ pal Barb. She was the real deal. A Quarter Horse who ran triple-A barrel times. We won (next to zero) ribbons together cuz I was no good. She liked carrots and being left the F alone. She died of colic in 1999, & would have loved having her own Horse Weapons.

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@seamuspO2L I’ve actually read a lot of the expanded universe and I’m not sure if this is still canon but in one of the X-Wing novels a character says Star Wars is the crystal skull

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@seamuspO2L I really honestly thought it was the bear. But after seeing the #LandoTeaser I think it the true detective.