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Eric Paschall cleared from health and safety protocols. https://t.co/8xj0Dx5Hx7

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Thank god the @NHLBruins didn’t win the @NHL @StanleyCup the @CityOfBoston doesn’t deserve anymore championships for their scumbag fans #GoBlues @StLouisBlues

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BREAKING NEWS: @kawhileonard caught smiling and engaging in actual conversation after @Raptors win the @NBA finals #no #peronality #leaving #toronto #asap #hope #kd #stays #injured #snake #warriors

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October 16, 2018. The date Americans get NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, MLS, and NCAA Football all as tv options. #godblessamerica

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If @KDTrey5 got hit by a bus I think there’d be a National Holiday

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@espn @SportsCenter @barstoolsports @BleacherReport @FIFAWorldCup @EASPORTSFIFA @TeamUSA @ChampionsLeague @LaLiga @premierleague @futbol @SportsNation @Cristiano @TeamMessi @dempsey @landondonovan @nikesoccer @MLS @FOXSoccer @CanadaSoccerEN @si_soccer @beINSPORTS @EuropaLeague https://t.co/erbqJB8FHu

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USA realize they aren’t good enough to qualify for the World Cup, so we are hosting it! #2026FifaWorldCup

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USA realize they aren’t good enough to qualify for the World Cup, so we are hosting it! #2026FifaWorldCup

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Justify’s cum is valued at $75 million #triplecrown 👑👑👑🐎

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@NHL @Capitals @washingtonpost @ovi8 @TJOshie77 @nhl @GoldenKnights @barstoolsports @BleacherReport @Complex @SportsCenter @espn @NHLNetwork @MarioLemieuxFdn @WayneGretzky @NBCSports @usahockey @smithpelly23 @JohnCarlson74 @WashWizards @Nationals @Redskins #ALLCAPS⁠ ⁠ https://t.co/UWuyekMbj1

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BREAKING NEWS: Alex Ovechkin becomes first world champion to be arrested during the celebration parade for public intoxication. Sources say they saw Ovi beer bonging out of the Stanley Cup, swimming in the public fountain, and shitting on a Knight.

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BREAKING NEWS: Alex Ovechkin becomes first world champion to be arrested during the celebration parade for public intoxication. Sources say they saw Ovi beer bonging out of the Stanley Cup, swimming in the public fountain, and shitting on a Knight.

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@TheRock in a new movie every 2 months #stackin #money #WWF #scorpionking #hollywood #greedy #movies #PopCulture #rampage #Hercules #FastAndFurious #Baywatch #skyscrapper #jumanji #Rockinit

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@Swiffer and the @cavs should work out a commercial deal after that

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@SHAQ @NBA @barstoolsports @WORLDSTAR @BleacherReport @cavs @warriors @Money23Green @JoelEmbiid @JHarden13 @HoustonRockets @celtics @KyrieIrving @T_Rozzay3 @russwest44 @KingJames @KlayThompson @JaValeMcGee @stephenasmith @SportsCenter @espn https://t.co/lDvF7gyhHH

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@cavs @espn @SportsCenter @barstoolsports @BleacherReport @Complex @StephenCurry30 @JHarden13 @JoelEmbiid @KDTrey5 @Money23Green @BenSimmons25 @SHAQ @NBA @NBATV @NBAonTNT @ESPNNBA @stephenasmith @SportsNation @HoustonRockets @sixers @Lakers @celtics @KyrieIrving @warriors https://t.co/p80EthF14q

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LeBron could not dip any faster from Cleveland #offseason

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LeBron could not dip any faster from Cleveland #offseason

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@espn @SportsCenter @barstoolsports @BleacherReport @stephenasmith @KingJames @StephenCurry30 @KDTrey5 @Money23Green @SportsNation @JoelEmbiid @kevinlove @ESPNNBA @NBATV @NBAonTNT @SHAQ @cavs @warriors https://t.co/S0OBWZTvWW

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The end to this finals just pathetic @NBA

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The end to this finals just pathetic @NBA

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@espn @SportsCenter @Eagles @Capitals @astros @torontofc @StanleyCup @SuperBowl @worldseries @MLB @MLS @barstoolsports @Complex @WORLDSTAR @BleacherReport @stephenasmith @ovi8 @cj_wentz @NickFoles @JustinVerlander @SportsNation @YahooSports @Nike https://t.co/Fbr0K8H3nY

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Eagles first Super Bowl in franchise history

Capitals first Stanley Cup in franchise history

Astros first World Series in franchise history

Toronto FC first MLS Cup in franchise history

...decent year in sports

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Eagles first Super Bowl in franchise history

Capitals first Stanley Cup in franchise history

Astros first World Series in franchise history

Toronto FC first MLS Cup in franchise history

...decent year in sports

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@NBA @WorldCupEN @barstoolsports @BleacherReport @Complex @espn @SportsCenter @nikesoccer @fuckjerrytv_ @cavs @warriors @KingJames @Cristiano @TeamMessi @JoelEmbiid @stephenasmith @NBAonTNT @ESPNNBA @StephenCurry30 @reporter @SportsNation https://t.co/DlbZIk2QPn

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The average human will live through 20 World Cups. I’ve already seen 22 Cavs Warriors NBA final games #overit