Chajner

Construction CEO

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

JUST IN: Netflix will exclusively stream 6 hours of GTA 6 gameplay on Thursday, August 13.

[Chajner @dissonanceusa]

@X_Rockypics She’s ugly.

[Seth Simons @sasimons]

here's how much Stavros Halkias's show at Buffalo State made back in February. find more comedy contracts and payment records like this at https://t.co/JMNkw4WdZz

[Valuetainment @valuetainment]

JUST IN: A new extraction shooter called BR1: Infinite will pay players $1 per kill and $10 an hour to play, but charges $1 every time you spawn in.

[Ryan Maue @RyanWeather]

For North America, the mega El Niño means a very warm winter in Canada 🇨🇦

California --> deluges from turbocharged "atmospheric rivers"

Texas into Southeast + Florida --> very wet & colder that normal w/ice storm threats

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Meteorologist warns the coming “Super El Niño” could be the strongest in 500 to 1,000 years.

[Chajner @dissonanceusa]

@CNBC This is like the Mitch Herbert joke:

I used to be short, I still am, but I used to, too.

[𝕰𝖒𝕲 @Emilio2763]

Imagine You Finally get Her Naked and She has Fake Pedicure Shoes on?!…

[Gavin McInnes @Gavin_McInnes]

After the doctor removed these from my ears, he asked, “How does that feel?” and I go, “Dude, I can hear your thoughts!”

He didn’t respond in any way - not even a sympathy laugh.

[Chajner @dissonanceusa]

@Gavin_McInnes That looks so satisfying. I wish that could happen to me

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

Hey @grok

Are US data centers connected to Palantir or Israeli military systems?

Start with yes or no.

[SUNNY LEDFURD @SunnyLedfurd]

nobody on the Billboard charts is capable of doing this

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

The way I would’ve spun 360, opened the bucket, and launched her fatass at Mach 3 into the sky.

‘I’m sorry officer. I had no idea someone climbed in my bucket.’

‘Strange indeed. She’s on her way to the hospital. Y’all take care and stay safe.’

‘Thank you Officer. You too.’

[Chajner @dissonanceusa]

@Dexerto @SamRobertsSXM

[mjordan @MaxMBJ]

@TMZ

[Billings Gazette @billingsgazette]

A Texas couple purchasing the Diamond Cross Ranch has dropped a complaint filed last week against a Forsyth hunting outfitter. https://t.co/B8NbkeXJqc

[WTF @mrwtffacts]

🇦🇺 At just 18-years-old, Jongkuch Mach, is already 7’6 — taller than any active NBA player.

He can touch the rim without jumping, moves fluidly, and led Adidas Eurocamp in blocks.

US colleges are currently chasing him as he weighs up Australia vs USA.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

What Anthony Fauci looked like every night when he wrote about how great he is in his diary.

[Chajner @dissonanceusa]

@iamGrindFace No cameras? How did you film this then? Jackass.

[Chajner @dissonanceusa]

@jared_shult You stole this joke from @JimNorton