Michael Burks

Just an introvert trying to survive in an extroverted world. Never appreciated. Often misunderstood.

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@miles_commodore Mark Hamel was a terrible actor a terrible choice for Luke Skywalker.

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@Oceanbreeze473 You mean there are people that don’t? But why not?? Gross.

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@itsrosesm I did that years ago. Where’s my money?

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@miles_commodore I’ve drank my coffee black since I was in high school. Putting cream and other crap in it just ruins it. 🤮

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@miles_commodore I loved my Intellivision. And then I got the NES. Even tho I had to give BJ’s to the NES to make it cooperate sometimes, it was my favorite.

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@lalovestrump @peterdgray I wish Del Taco was nation wide. I refuse to ever go to Taco Bell 🤮 💩

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@Noirchick1 They could do anything to her and she’d still be beautiful.

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@BethanyForTruth Story of my life 😔

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@HarpTwins That is awesome! 👏

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@Oceanbreeze473 Oh I do. Trust me. Lost of freaks and weirdos out here!

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@LauraLoomer Please @realDonaldTrump make this happen! She’d be the best secretary EVER!!

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@WrenSinclairWWE @MrStoneWWE I don’t watch WWE or NXT anymore but your Wrensday videos make me want to come back!

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@reformedhg It is WAY too early to listen to Christmas music. For crying out loud let me get through Halloween and Thanksgiving first! 🤦

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@LauraLoomer @IlhanMN Please. Nothing happens to these people. We ALWAYS end up disappointed.

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@Protestia The only possible way you come to that conclusion is if you’ve got the devil in you.

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@miles_commodore I haven’t used or carried cash in 25+ years.

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@itsrosesm We need to change the clocks one more time to get back on Standard Time! After that, leave the clocks alone forever.

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@JamesMelville It’s as if we walk through the Looking Glass. Up is down and down is up. Good is bad. Bad is good. What we used to lock up, we now prop up. Victims are the criminals. Criminals are the victims.

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@January1white She was awesome. Totally underrated.