Meh!

+4/10 with Excel.
+Alibi Generator.
+Assistant Regional Manager.
+Taleb is mostly right

[🎙 @theaveragevoter]

When Marvin Gaye was laying down on a couch singing like the rent is due on “I want You”

[julius Gitts @Julius_Gitts]

"Tunawaomba muwe na subira sahani ziko kwa lorry ya Heha movers zinaletwa"

[𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑦𝑎 ᥫ᭡ @thisislavinya]

Netflix…The Last House? 🤦🏽‍♀️

I just wanted a decent film, mate. Not a 2hr highkey reminder to get ready for the apocalypse 🙃

I missed the explanation for why the Kraken locked them up for 5 YEARS then went “ah fuck it, they nice…RWAAARRR…ok you can go” 😭

Bruh what?!!!😂

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

“We enter a zoo in Yola yesterday and paid 500 Naira per person to view the animals, only to be shocked by these statues” 🗣️

—Family left stunned after visiting a zoo in Yola only to see animal statues instead of live animals.

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Her: I don't care where we eat

Me: Chooses place to eat

Her:

[Mostly Sports With Mark Titus & Brandon Walker @mostlysports]

BREAKING: LEBRON JAMES IS A PHILADELPHIA 76ER

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

LeBron before the RICO hit

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

New generational meme. He really tried to pay off the referees 😂😂

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

i live rent free in his head

[Meh! @distant_brother]

@ManUtd @Snapdragon Keep Bruno

[Meh! @distant_brother]

@ManUtd Please... don't do all this to sell Bruno

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

He's here.

Welcome to the United family, Youri 🔏❤️

[BIG JOE 🧃 @l7mbss]

A$AP Rocky asks Denzel Washington if rapping could have been his destiny, and instead of answering, Denzel recites Othello’s Act 1 monologue from memory, unprompted.

A$AP Rocky: What if rapping was low-key your destiny? Like, you would’ve been an ill-ass rapper?

Denzel Washington: Her father loved me, oft’ invited me, still questioned me the story of my life. From year to year, the battles, sieges, fortunes that I have passed. I ran it through, even for my boyish days, to the very moment he bade me tell it, wherein I spake of most disastrous chances. That’s “Othello.” So I’m a wordsmith, too.

A$AP Rocky: I don’t know how you did “Othello.” Look, I watched the film and everything, and I used to have to pause it just to Google, “What is this old Latin?” talking about “Macbeth” it was so eloquent, and you killed it to the fact that I didn’t realize the whole “Macbeth” thing. It was a Black man portraying it, it didn’t even matter, it was just so eloquent. Your vernacular was crazy. The acting was insane.

Spike Lee: Were you ever intimidated? Any scene with the master right here?

A$AP Rocky: Hell no. I was just fanned out.

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

I know it's adorable, but blur my kids face next time

[People Of The Internet @PeopleOfTheInt]

Same same but different feelings 😅

[Punch TDE @iamstillpunch]

Everybody put three fingers in the air… the sky is falling, the wind is calling. Stand for something or die in the morning…

[CallUnc @Callunc]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

Van Gaal will replace him and Van Gaal’s replacement will be Ronald Koeman.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

🎬 Horace and Pete (2016)