Distant Ship_Smoke

Interested in Politics, Sport, Defence and Comedy
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Best headline ever ? 🤣😂😂🤣

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@sebh1981 https://t.co/qzSDF2aGNG

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Bowie - Predicting the future accurately 20 years ago.

@theJeremyVine @mrjamesob @RealKenBruce @wossy

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Extraordinary clip from 20 years ago. David Bowie sharing what he feels about what the internet is going to turn into. And he’s not wrong.
Paxman: it’s just a tool tho isn’t it?
Bowie: No it’s not.

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@mrdanwalker Is that a sacking in the morning do you think ?

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

MAKE THAT EIGHT-AND-A-HALF MONTHS

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HA HA Muppets !

Love the guys reaction at the end

[Authentic Courtney ❤️ Kate Layne @Auth_Courtney]

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[🇬🇧 Suze 🇬🇧 @WeLeftTheEUSSR]

We WON'T be bullied to not wear our poppies.

#ArmisticeDay
#11November

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@mrdanwalker @GNev2 This #MUNARS game...is like watching Stoke v's West Brom from a few years ago....

In other words.................Low Quality, Uninspiring Garbage

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@RosamundUrwin Skegness or Southend On Sea ?

Then you could pretend you were an Eastenders character

But you would have to remember to say Saaaaafend rather than Southend of course.

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@SectionY2018 @UKDefJournal @murdo_fraser Pathetic

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@TheBrit96 I demand a 2nd referendum

The people did not know what the were voting for, and there was most certainly some underhand electioneering going on....

[Think Defence @thinkdefence]

Does this qualify as an egg banjo?

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[Newsweek @Newsweek]

Massive semen explosion after blaze hits bull artificial insemination facility, firefighters forced to dodge "projectiles" https://t.co/5CQmbBjelW

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@FusiliersLondon @thinkdefence Love that not only was there a Sportsman's Bn, but there was actually more than one.

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@thinkdefence kee Schäiss Sherlock

I think you can guess what that is Luxembourgish for

[Chris S @DiddlySquat20]

😂😂😂😂

https://t.co/tUraXdT515

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@DavidLammy @mrjamesob @theJeremyVine

Brexit and Racism - all in one tweet