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After three years of therapy and tough times, my therapist came to the conclusion that I’m just a “moron and an asshole”.

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@geordiewatty @Breaking57 The people that argue “cctv is everywhere” yes, and it’s used for security/insurance, not for antagonising people for clicks on the internet.

The solution is to find these people when the cameras aren’t on, and hurt them.

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@BovrilG Are we gay for Gio or just gay in general I can’t figure it out?

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@artherton21791 @Christinegracex Grok says the same thing… on average 20-40% more whites murdered in red states than blue.

You Yanks are so polarised, remove the republican lens for a minute and take and objective look at the numbers.

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@artherton21791 @Christinegracex You might want to check those numbers mate, a quick GPT search tells me on avg whites are murdered more in red states than blue, you can thank the rural south for that apparently.

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@El_Guapooo_ @sunny051488 @IcedKnife DCA is a fixed periodic spend regardless of price, so if he bought more at the top, then he didn’t DCA, he just YOLO’d

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@artherton21791 @Christinegracex Whites are 2-3x more likely to be murdered in the US and you lot are armed…

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@123skely SSRI stare too I bet

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@hot_cocoa_girl So I should only give money to the homeless I want to fuck?

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@digitalchampi Even if you just stuck to £100 a month until retirement age that extra 5 years would give you about £150k more from just £6000 invested.

The guy is a moron.

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@bodhicitta777 Has no one heard of diversification?

There is no pain if you own both, take some profits from stocks periodically, buy cheap BTC and HODL.

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@CaudilloXIV They weren’t jokes.

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@sunny051488 @Darky1k “No one is ready”

Me with a fuck ton of dry powder:

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@HodlMitch @sunny051488 @AlexesNakamoto @GrantCardone @_Checkmatey_ do you have this?

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@only01Essential @DraculaPresley @wedtm Why not just exploit the bug and hold the funds at ransom?

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@JuanSanchez0x0 Speaking of the system… where is Hiro?!

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Gaslighting barista (34C breasts) made a complete fool of me this morning as I tried to order my coffee. Must have come to work straight from Langley. She is one day over the age of consent and sexually optimized for me. Making me repeat each aspect of my drink. ASMR coffee shop guy gets CUCKED ordering his very standard order. Yes it’s decaf espresso. Yes three sugars that’s what I said. Yes I want the cappuccino made with almond milk I’m trying to drain California of all its water you stupid bitch. That’s why you’re here isn’t it. Your communist superiors planted you here to save California from my plan. “And was that iced or hot sir?” The hairs on my neck stand up. I recognize that phrase. Talmudic dogwhistle she’s as we speak summoning the antichrist and only I can stop her. I inhale deeply. Everyone in the cafe stares at me. They are judging me. Her breasts are whispering to me at this point. I can no longer hesitate. I leap over the counter and beeline towards the nespresso machine. I grab the metal cup and immediately pour the still-frothing milk over her head. She’s practically boiled alive. A droplet lands on my tongue. Skim? What the fuck? She gives me a smug grin and throws herself onto me. I’m fumbling to unhook her bra as she unbuttons my shirt. I have needed you since the moment I smelled the single bead of sweat dropping down your legal inner thigh. We make love and I pretend not to see the screen on the iPad asking if I’d like to tip 19% or 20% for an $11 coffee. I’m just not going to acknowledge it. I just want to go home this has been such an awful morning. This business model is unsustainable and the economy is completely disconnected from the reality of the white man

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@ahscarymunsters @sp6runderrated Conservatism leans towards order, responsibility, tradition and gradually bettering one’s self, which all pair well with these types of careers.

Liberalism favours fairness/equity, systemic critique and self expression, which don’t really get you very far in the corporate world.

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@SmpsnJermaine @LNallalingham

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@_jokeocracy He said:

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@StockPrinter @FangYi11101 I’m pretty sure the idea is 8% and half of it goes towards keeping up with inflation.