distoriented

She, her, hers

[✨m @minareadss]

This is who you’re sending to work tomorrow

[culture @notgwendalupe]

a thread of celebrity mom moments in honor of mother's day:

[distoriented @distoriented]

It is absolutely wild how loudly the Universe supports you sometimes holy shit happy Wednesday everyone

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

oh look another beautiful day. should we all quit our jobs and get margaritas outside?

[paris rae @parisrae13]

the people’s princess 👑 (i didn’t know who she was 6 months ago)

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

Omg just saw a guy on a video say that old hot topic used to feel illegal to go into as a child and now it’s the Disney store for chronically online adults and I’ve never heard a more accurate description of hot topic’s rebrand

[trash jones @jzux]

me spending $200 on scented candles: wooooooo

me spending $200 on health insurance: i will never financially recover from this

[Jeremy O. Harris @jeremyoharris]

Go over to say hi to aunt Sue and her roommate Kathy!

[marg ⸆⸉ @BetttysCardigan]

taylor’s eagles tshirt hanging by the door after she comes home from a chiefs game

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

ate them up every single episode

[distoriented @distoriented]

Time for spring cleaning aka unsubscribing from any emails that don’t let you opt out for parent holidays

[🎏 | autistic gay wizard @wizardsofautism]

Someone on Reddit made a collage of their Autism assessment observations quotes and I cannot stop laughing.

[distoriented @distoriented]

Timing the tears for a solid 7 minute sob between sessions because I am NOTHING if not efficient 💅🏻 #goodgrief

[distoriented @distoriented]

Just another day of waking up and fighting the urge to buy a flight to Ireland to see @Hozier 👀

[distoriented @distoriented]

A few weeks ago I was feeling griefy so I called my Mom’s phone forgetting that numbers get reused and some poor random man got me crying on the phone apologizing for the wrong number bc I just wanted to hear her voicemail OOPS

[distoriented @distoriented]

@maddy_simon3 OMG THIS WAS SO FUN

[distoriented @distoriented]

Very late but omg wordle is so fun

[distoriented @distoriented]

Also feel like we need to bring back the old fashioned sleepover, like yes friends come to my house let’s eat pizza watch a rom com play truth or dare and gossip and then have brunch in the morning