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To be cringe is to be free

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don't we have enough "something new | building @{startup}" maybe we should move onto something borrowed or even something blue

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@alexandr_wang rare alexandr banger

[Alexandr Wang @alexandr_wang]

it's kind of hard to explain but asian lesbian is what everyone in SF looks like

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@lindaxue you’re so cool can u sign my body

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@formerlyoffline the strat is to ask if they’re honeypotting u first

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atp I’d just delete slack

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bro I just met a guy at work named devin I feel so bad

[gods weakest soldier @abhsolutelynot]

@ditzcourse gang ur definition of logomaxxing is a cog tee and HRT sweats

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I worked at alphabet so I’m invoking eminent domain

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coordinating the sluttiest halloween costumes at mit

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@abhsolutelynot i meant fob logomaxxing and XX chromosomes bro my culture not ur costume

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trying to resist my genetics every morning as I pass the soho burberry

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@druvthebruv *elizabeth holmes voice* nooo why would u think that

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bruh these noobs ruining the meta

[Erin Woo @erinkwoo]

OPENAI to EMPLOYEES: If someone is trying to seduce you, first consider — could they be a spy???

OpenAI is warning its employees about honeypot spies and strangers with children in playgrounds ... a very fun one with @georgia_wells and @MeghanBobrowsky:
https://t.co/w6o6i93rEO

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@optimolecontrol

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@brianryhuang ts light u haven’t heard about my manager from CE 2 years ago

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wore a cog shirt today and my manager asked if it was my boyfriend’s

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@optimolecontrol rnging on oomfs if this shi persists

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every cdrama plot eventually becomes a netflix holiday romcom and I’m not complaining

[Netflix @netflix]

A no-nonsense bodyguard (Leighton Meester) is hired to protect a charming action star (Jared Padalecki) over the holidays. Falling for him? That's where things get complicated.

GUARDING STARS, based on Katherine Center’s bestselling novel The Bodyguard, premieres November 18.

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I made it to 5 days in nyc before getting locanut this time

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I GOT MY LOCANUT!! sweet potato induced nap incoming

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@santoinjesque nope