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And that’s the tweet sis ☕️

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I need a co-sign for my Uber, I’m too drunk

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Really hope no one dresses up as commitment on Halloween… that would fucking scare me

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14 year old me really said let’s post an extremely filtered selfie and then break up the feed with a Pinterest quote 😭

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Me telling my friends I like a man, is telling them about how medium ugly he is

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I love my new diet, it’s called poverty

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I’m gonna start counting how many times people clap for me when I tee off in front of the clubhouse

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If I don’t rush people and keep them on time, I don’t have a personality

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I’m on permanent DND

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Alright we back

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Fuck my irons and fuck golf

[Divebar @divebar5]

It’s still summer babe, no time to cry over men. You can cry over men when the leaves change

[Divebar @divebar5]

My entire self worth is based on how tan I am

[Divebar @divebar5]

Just remembered I gave my ex a crystal… maybe that’s why he won’t leave me alone… it’s been 3 years

[Divebar @divebar5]

Looking for a man to buy my Amazon shopping cart

[Divebar @divebar5]

@makennamclean_ You’ll be happy you did

[Divebar @divebar5]

He’s so my type, blonde and mid

[Divebar @divebar5]

Delete my banking app kind of morning

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Let me add your credit card to my Apple Pay👉🏻👈🏻

[Divebar @divebar5]

@KEckenswiller Walking to mac’s rn

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Happy Canada Day! Now who has a ciggy and an original pickup line

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Babe you need someone with a symmetrical face