Divine Bitter

Take equal parts Mom, wife, desiccated humor, add a touch of certified crazy, & shake vigorously: Voila: me

Tone: "When In Doubt, Let Snark Win Out"

[Divine Bitter @divinebitter]

@veritasium Option
5. Not enough information!
"Acceptable asumptions" are not universal. Science v. Engineering debates can be fun, but you, sir, have started a cage match. 👎😂

[Divine Bitter @divinebitter]

@Wizards_DnD ◼😈Nerdy warlock?
Baddy two crocs who follows *all* the LE rules. So-so at spellcasting, cuz they're the drywall of society.

[Divine Bitter @divinebitter]

Head canon: media for Murder She Wrote & Criterion Collection
Flip Book

[Travis Willingham @WillingBlam]

#CriticalRoleSpoilers
Pockets:
Peanuts
Werther’s Originals
30 yr old condom
Chap stick
Some Icy Hot
A TV Guide
“Murder, She Wrote” - The Criterion Collection

[Divine Bitter @divinebitter]

@luciferreroroch @WillingBlam Not sewing stuff but buttons. All the buttons. I kid you Nott.

[Divine Bitter @divinebitter]

@JoeBiden Medicare for all, Joe. Now what's next on your agenda?

[megs @SmallTownInk]

“In our joy or sadness, flowers are our constant friends.” - Okakura Kakuzo
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Finally finished!! 🖤🌹🌻
#criticalrole #criticalroleart #criticalrolefanart @LauraBaileyVO @Marisha_Ray @samriegel @VoiceOfOBrien #artdad @CriticalRole

[CritRoleStats @CritRoleStats]

Creepy ain't a crime, but Widogasting is. (That's when you burn your house down and kill your entire family.) #TalksMachina

[𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 ⏾⋆ @corriature]

normal people kissing:

•sensual
•butterflies in ur stomach
•ur the only two people in the world

people with glasses kissing:

•clink
•clank
•ok lets take them off
•wait where’d u go
•u feel cold
•oh that’s a lamp

[Divine Bitter @divinebitter]

@DarkHorseComics @CriticalRole Critical Role was gifted to me after a TableTop episode on YouTube did not bring me back to the main page as usual. Instead, a handsome silver-tonged man appeared in midsentence. I loved CR from that first moment.

[Dark Horse Comics @DarkHorseComics]

Calling all Critters: Dark Horse & @CriticalRole offer you a chance to win a cast-signed copy of Critical Role: Vox Machina Origins Vol. 1 TPB!
Follow, RT & reply telling us how you first discovered Critical Role.
Enter by 7pm PST Fri, Dec. 20. Details: https://t.co/LPMJW8da3N

[Divine Bitter @divinebitter]

I love this! (And not just because I had a featured tweet 😉)
Put your dreams on blast to Life, the Universe, and Everything. You never know 1 or more might be listening! It only costs a breath you'd take anyway.

[Kelly Knox @kelly_knox]

"Go check it out because the more people that check it out, the more likely they are to say, 'This deserves to be an entire comic book! Animation! And craziness!' - @executivegoth

@matthewmercer *laughs*

"Big dreams, Taliesin." - @samriegel

https://t.co/BXVcgSGA0I

[Divine Bitter @divinebitter]

Current SoA

[Divine Bitter @divinebitter]

Pure Joie de Vive "Salmon Cannon: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)" on YouTube https://t.co/dnFXoRS6vq

[Divine Bitter @divinebitter]

@ArseQueef @Marisha_Ray I'm not sure what it was, but this is when #NOTeverythingiscontent was born.

[Divine Bitter @divinebitter]

"Smell the box. " The 1 million and 69th entry on my Talks Machina No Context T-shirt Slogans list. #TalksMachina #CriticalRole

[Divine Bitter @divinebitter]

Love the Molly pillow on @TalksMachina tonight, but just had to find my favorite Mollymauk pic to pillow. Almost NSFWish. #pillowMauk

[🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 @BlackSalander]

Started this thinking Molly was a tiefling but now I'm not sure he's not an Egyptian god #CriticalRole #criticalrolefanart

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

This is the worst case of crabs ever seen on #CriticalRole and Scanlan is no where to be seen. Go figger.

[Zi Teng Wang @Zi_W]

Twenty years from now, kids listening to "Baby it's cold outside" are gonna find it really, really weird.

We're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood in the context of its time.

You see, it used to get cold outside.

[Divine Bitter @divinebitter]

@TKM_Madness @JdIllustrates A simple "one pic per artist, per gallery" limit would have opened up so many slots for others by now. My daughter did get a pic in a stream, but after she'd given up on CR. So frustrating.
I hope you are still making great art < 3