Financial Alchemist

ex Big 4 idiot / Hoosier

[Financial Alchemist @divinetree5]

Am I really gonna die with my biggest regret in life being not buying more Micron wtf is this fucked up world

[President-Elect Ada-1 @LBOtuzin]

i see him everywhere

[First Class Flight @EatFaggotsAlive]

Watching star wars rn

[Financial Alchemist @divinetree5]

@YBNBA21rufus disclose it

[Financial Alchemist @divinetree5]

performative final boss

[Apoorav Vyas @apoorav_vyas]

Locking in for the weekend…

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Seeing Kevin Warsh at Jay Powell’s podium

[Financial Alchemist @divinetree5]

@the_P_God What work/ dress casual pants you recommend P?

[tk @tkisrage]

Day 8: Investment Banking

1 AM. Just left the office. I was the last intern there.

I work with dickheads. I stare at gridlines. I laugh at corny jokes. I input pretty little templates into pitch decks for a board to glance at for .5 seconds before asking some vague question about ai agents.

I was wrong. Not sure on what or where. But somewhere something went wrong.

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

The concept of Hunter Biden watching Clone Wars

[Martenzie Johnson @10zJohnson]

Giving this up to move to suburban Indiana is just so stupid

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Cactuscali19912 Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

[16-0 natty quarry 🌹🍑 🏆 @crimsonquarry]

this is gonna go nuts in kelley admissions brochures

[Financial Alchemist @divinetree5]

@PaulTassi Same in Indiana went from 4.19 to 5.09 in a week. Insanity.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

KPMG Partners right now

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

White collar jobs in 2016: Free cold brew on tap! Conference rooms? Too old school! We’re yoga ball people. We have catered lunch on Wednesdays. If your benefits don’t cover something you need, tell us!

White collar jobs in 2026: Use Chat GPT or we’ll hit you

[Financial Alchemist @divinetree5]

@babao_fan Hell yeah

[Olivia Moore @omooretweets]

Meek Mill? The open source contributor?

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

"Your job won't be taken by AI, it will be taken by Meek Mill using AI"
- Jensen Huang

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

“It organizes your files”
“It prioritizes your emails”
“It tells you insights about your calendar”

These are not real things. They are not making you more productive. It is making you an idiot

Yes, AI is great. But this is fake productivity. This is dumb. You are being dumb