“We began to experiment with Flamenco silhouettes. At one point, I was lying prone on the floor and pounding my fist while I did a pelvic pump that can only be described as f*cking the floor. "Oooo," Mike gave his signature squeal of joy. "Ooooo. That's nasty! You are so nasty!" "That's not nasty, Mike." I said, "That's fun." "Oooo. Okay. Show me." Mike enjoyed pushing the "nasty" envelope sometimes.”
when the doctor says “don’t make her laugh or she dies” but someone plays the clip of michael telling cyndi lauper it sounds like someone’s laughing at her singing as he laughs in her face
One day, Michael discovered a spider in his room. He called one of his employees to have the spider safely relocated. His employee transported the spider to a tree. When he looked back, he saw Michael watching him to see if he was truly handling the spider with care 😂😂😂
you really had to be there on june 25th. i kid you not, the world literally stopped, the internet crashed… everything. it was crazy. every radio station and tv station was talking about it.