Michael Colin

Founder - Maximum, MVMNT

they were gettin ready to swing knock me out with a baseball bat

[Michael Colin @divinix_chi]

@foidtit @thegreatdane269 I love the internet, so many versions of mentally ill I hadn't ever conceived as possible

[Michael Colin @divinix_chi]

@powerbottomdad1 bmw z4 m40i with a satin grey wrap and orange seats

[skeleton @ThinkingBone]

accidentally used my rationalist personality with my leftist friends and got hit with that water usage stare

[Michael Mathes @MichaelMathes]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
👀

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

Scripture. Faith. Grace. Christ, Glory of God. Smart man says nothing is a miracle. I say everything is.

[Michael Colin @divinix_chi]

@H4nsSprungfeld Not pictured: the fact that Europe was a parking lot hellscape up until like 20 years ago.

[Michael Colin @divinix_chi]

@kendrictonn you've basically explained the difference between a quirk and a gimmick

agree

[CCMPERRY🇦🇺 @BBLPERRY]

Americans are the worst group of people you will ever meet, proper jarring little nerds

[Baal Knower @_FarceMajeure]

Some parts of the pedway are functionally Chicago's backrooms

[Composition @compositioning]

Illustrations by C. F. Payne (2025-2026)

Payne depicts cows in the silhouette of US states, creating unique renderings that display a comical portrayal of what would otherwise be a straightforward animal portrait.

[Michael Colin @divinix_chi]

yeah probably true but that'll require making a distinction between feral vs outdoor cats *to start* and studies right now haven't even done that

def would be better for ecosystems I just don't know that the effort to police the entire thing ends up worth it / tenable to a voter

[Michael Colin @divinix_chi]

@hereforthe61512 @allie__voss "yeah we're gonna kill your cat if you let it outside" is not something anyone is going to approve

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

By Robert Patterson

[Michael Colin @divinix_chi]

@JackChambersGB Galena?

[Michael Colin @divinix_chi]

@tuvati this is just a new development vs mature trees, no reason to be mad

[Michael Colin @divinix_chi]

@allie__voss @hereforthe61512 yeah but the enforcement of this is borderline impossible

[Skylar Romines @skylarromines]

@yoamomonstruos Americans truly believe they have a chance at anything. That’s a feature not a bug

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

I didn’t used to think advertising worked on me, but the World Cup has made me want to buy some crude oil from Saudi Aramco

[enki @Enkiwii]

mon corps est une machine qui transforme les liens hypertextes wikipedia bleus en liens hypertextes wikipedia violacés

[frye @___frye]

(pregnant claudewife:) The baby is crowning — that’s a significant milestone. Would you like me to push?