The Commander 🇺🇦

Clintonism with authoritarian characteristics | Anarcho-Kerbalist | Proud Shitlib | Pete Buttigieg 2028 | #DevalPatrickandaForever | Alt: @spedgains

[The Commander 🇺🇦 @DivisiveDevices]

"Sir, a second KSP mission report has been created"https://t.co/BOL3fvhJfA

[The Commander 🇺🇦 @DivisiveDevices]

@LessBiden @CattardSlim who is the current president
who is the current president
who is the current president
who is the current president
who is the current president

[The Commander 🇺🇦 @DivisiveDevices]

@marcmantoo @AdamKinzinger the fact that there are still people who think this in the year of our lord 2026

[The Commander 🇺🇦 @DivisiveDevices]

I think it’s time for us to understand that the overarching goal of many people in this administration is the extinction of the human race.

[amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17]

“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard troops as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.

[The Commander 🇺🇦 @DivisiveDevices]

he literally called it a genocide by the way but there’s a reason they’re still calling him a genocidal-supporting shill and you’re not gonna like it.

[Dimitry Yakoushkin @decadimitry]

Scott Wiener showed up to the trans march and for the first time we kicked his ass out. It's sad because while he's written some good legislation for queers, hes ultimately a genocidal-supporting center right shill. Trigger warning: broken man walking away defeated. Vote Connie!

[Kalshi Politics @KalshiPolitics]

2026 Midterms: Balance of Power Odds?

🟦 🟦 D-House, D-Senate: 40%
🟦 🟥 D-House, R-Senate: 37%
🟥 🟥 R-House, R-Senate: 21%
🟥 🟦 R-House, D-Senate: 2%

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

europe needs to grow the fuck up. grow. the. fuck. up. extreme heat is DANGEROUS and can be FATAL. enough fucking grandstanding against americans because you have a fucking inferiority complex. GET AC AND SAVE YOUR CITIZENS’ LIVES.

[The Commander 🇺🇦 @DivisiveDevices]

@clsteele70 @Lis_Smith @PeteButtigieg a democratic state senator was executed in the doorway of her home last year and republican senators made fun of it.

[The Commander 🇺🇦 @DivisiveDevices]

@OV__101

[The Commander 🇺🇦 @DivisiveDevices]

“They [Democrats] will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body, and they'll go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors and friends…”

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Speaker Johnson on losing Midterms:

“They [Democrats] will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body, and they'll go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors and friends…”

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

a tipsy young Pete Buttigieg stumbles into an obscure room during a Harvard final club party. He sees a book about Canadian bread price regulation, but when he tries to pull it off the bookcase swings open to reveal a secret compartment.

a monkey paw lies on a pedestal inscribed with a message: "make a wish"

"one day, America will have a gay president"

the monkey paw curls

[Maximilian 🥰 @MaxMaaxMaaax]

Republicans could crash the economy 10 billion times and the average American voter will still be like "uhhhhhh I fink da GOP is smart with da $ so I voted them for da econmy job"

[The Commander 🇺🇦 @DivisiveDevices]

I think voluntarily typing out "sexpestiny" when someone criticizes your comfort streamer should warrant an immediate hard drive check

[The Commander 🇺🇦 @DivisiveDevices]

@Mexican_Leftist @usurpthachef @Rinzy2000 @ProgressiveVic you go first smart guy what’s your opinion on Russia?

[The Commander 🇺🇦 @DivisiveDevices]

@Sundancing_ 350+ is landslide, 400+ is blowout

[The Commander 🇺🇦 @DivisiveDevices]

@Mexican_Leftist @usurpthachef @Rinzy2000 @ProgressiveVic you are out here running defense for a millionaire streamer who has never met you and doesn’t know you exist.

[The Commander 🇺🇦 @DivisiveDevices]

@Lilbuddyspd12 @darkacademician @shanewallick you don’t want to work with us! all your rhetoric is about how you hate us and want to hijack the party for ballot access

[The Commander 🇺🇦 @DivisiveDevices]

@ijbolnigga @CuriousBunnie12 "erm! you're literally malding!" dog how the fuck do you say shit like this and not immediately want to rope it for your own sake

[The Commander 🇺🇦 @DivisiveDevices]

Unbelievable. Worse than 9/11.

[1976 Live @50YearsAgoLive]

Missouri Governor Christopher “Kit” Bond signs an executive order formally rescinding an 1838 law, Executive Order 44, that requires state milita to deport and kill Mormons in Missouri.

The law was known as the “Mormon Extermination Order,” and has been on the books up until today.

[The Commander 🇺🇦 @DivisiveDevices]

@duncan_udaho @gillibrandny @nyknicks @SenTedCruz "i hate fun!!! no friendly banter!!! only misery!!!"