fritz cat

he/him. lib dem puma. godless heathen. campaign worker. just legalize housing lol. 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼🏳️‍🌈🌐

[fritz cat @fritzcat_]

If you encounter a lion at close range:

[HETERO Asher 𝒦𝒾𝓇𝓀𝓉𝓊𝒶𝒽 🐾#1 LARPER @Thatfurcreature]

charlie literally said his fursona would be a beaver you freaking kirk larp.

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

I just realised this isn't meant to be ironic oh this is such a gem i'm in tears

[Lauren McGaughy @lmcgaughy]

They just led an elephant through the @TexasGOP convention and it took a giant pee right near the press area.

[InteractivePolls @IAPolls2022]

TX Senate crosstabs by Siena (A)

🟦 James Talarico: 47%
🟥 Ken Paxton: 44%
🟨 Other: 2%
⬜️ Not sure: 6%
——
🔴 White: Paxton +10
🔵 Black: Talarico +57
🔵 Latino: Talarico +10
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🔵 Dem: Talarico +96
🔴 GOP: Paxton +76
🔵 Indie: Talarico +18
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🔵 Age 18-34: Talarico +38
🔵 Age 35-49: Talarico +18
🔵 Age 50-64: Talarico +1
🔴 Age 65+: Paxton +8
---
🔴 No College: Paxton +21
🔵 4 year degree: Talarico +19
---
🔴 Men: Paxton +10
🔵 Women: Talarico +13
---
By Region
🔵 San Antonio: Talarico +12
🔵 Dallas: Talarico +15
🔵 Houston: Talarico +21
🔵 Austin: Talarico +43
🔴 Rural: Paxton +34
——
Fav-unfav
🟢 Talarico: 41-34 (+7)
🟤 Patton: 34-54 (-20)

RecconMR | 6/1-4 | 807 LV | R36-D25
https://t.co/a2F0mfQknD

[Joe @electionsjoe]

WHAT. TALARICO GETTING AN ENDORSEMENT FROM PAXTON'S OWN LAWYER IS CRAZY.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Dipper @dipperid]

The official POTUS account, everyone!

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

the Trump administration has been terrorizing immigrants and minorities by proxy since day one and you think subpoena-ing a millionaire Twitch streamer is a "first they came for the communists" moment?

you are not serious people

[Yurok Around The Clock @HellcatBruce]

Hasan got you so brainwashed you're actually blaming liberals for Republicans literally doing something directly to him

[ShitlibSupreme 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 @ShitlibSupreme]

I'm not voting for either side while there is a literal GENOCIDE happening in Palestine!

[Gracie MacNcheese @AtwinGracie2002]

i'm tired of living in a timeline where our president learns 2nd-grade level things and passes it onto the masses as though it's a "fun fact"

[OddTodd @T_Manzana27]

Idgaf if you hated this guy or watched him religiously, any show getting canceled by a President is Anti American

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

This is an official government account in a democracy.

This is what Orbanism looks like. The president bragging, via AI video, that he forced a comedian who mocked him off the air and ‘into the trash’.

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

Bro just shaved his mustache and thinks nobody will recognize him?

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Dying at “He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.”

[Dino 🇵🇸 🇺🇸 @Homiedino]

Republican L’s account: local MAGA politician arrested for possession of child pornography and abusing a 13 year old girl.

Dem L’s account: we hurt the blacks! W’s in the chat!

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

This is what the Texas Congressional map looks like, *right now*.

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

isn’t this photo from when an auto worker called him a pedophile

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My shoulders are too bony for someone to rest their head on. They're like anti-homeless architecture