A. J.

IDK my bff jill

[A. J. @diyaj]

@metroadlib The adoption folks said he was half schnauzer, but now he’s pretty much just full mutt

[A. J. @diyaj]

@metroadlib

[A. J. @diyaj]

@metroadlib Sending love* and light** your way.

*reefer
**those gummy nerd clusters and dealers choice from your favorite gas station tableau

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

BREAKING 🚨: Possible match for the United Healthcare CEO assassin identified! Do you recognize this person?!

[A. J. @diyaj]

@JoeyMannarinoUS Welcome to the finding out portion of fucking around. #freespeech

[A. J. @diyaj]

@zeldman That beat is FLAWLESS!

[jam @haiguysimjam]

Crazy how this is a real picture

[A. J. @diyaj]

@metroadlib There’s a line out the door and around the block every night at their Chelsea location in NYC. And yea, they make Levain cookies look small.

[ayan. @artan_ayan]

what we're not going to do is get salty when a non-white show starts getting the accolades it deserves.

delete this.

[BrooklynVegan @brooklynvegan]

TV on the Radio announce first shows in 5+ years & 'Desperate Youth, Bloodthirsty Babes' 20th anniversary reissue https://t.co/BTiDCmcnpj

[Dan Cassaro @Dan_Cassaro]

Then how come they always have to shit when they’re running

[A. J. @diyaj]

@megynkelly For fucks sake lady, there’s a better life out there than whatever this is you’re putting out there.

[kelli kelly. @KelliKellyyy]

I shot this photo of my niece and we submitted it for the Miss Photogenic category at her pageant this weekend. Now that it's been submitted, I can stop gatekeeping it.
I'm in love with it.
I call it "Sunday Night"
My niece for Vogue!?

[Logan Davis @L0ganDav1s]

@morgan_murphy @TomArnold The sofa just calls him J. Because it already took the D from him

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

I heard the sofa is so mad at JD Vance it’s making him sleep on his wife.

[Dan Wade @Dwade]

I don’t really care what JD Vance did it didn’t do. I just hope it was a committed relationship with furniture and not one nightstand.

[scotty @plathiandc]

my favorite throuple

[Talia Lavin @mobydickenergy]

there once was a fella named vance
who embraced every odious stance
and yet his chief vice
his life's needed spice
was a sofa he sought to romance

[Naima Cochrane @naima]

Levar Burton on reminding people that he's quietly one of the realest 🥷🏾's breathing