Izzi Spiridigliozzi

It ain't easy being cheesy ☠️ Brooklyn | Penn '16 | Made in Boston

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

I’m feeling Lit.

And by that I mean, I am My Own Worst Enemy.

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

@nuuly my nuuly is unavailable to fill after being charged and returning my previous. And I can’t get any replies from the support chat or email…

[Jenni @hashjenni]

you may be old, but are you this old?

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

Wait is Seema’s boyfriend in And Just Like That is also the actor that played Tony from Prada?!?

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

This is when Spotify actually alerts a therapist on your behalf

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

If there is one thing that Instagram and tiktok want me to believe, it’s that I need a Ninja Creami

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

The question isn’t IF these were made for me, it’s WHY

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

Record low “it’s gunna be May” content on Instagram this year and I couldn’t be happier

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

Dave Matthews tickets for Forest Hills are starting at a whopping $300 but are $65 at Jones Beach. Someone explain that to me

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

I got But it’s better if you do and I write sins not tragedies back to back on a random playlist that was on shuffle so I feel like the gods are shining down on me because I love that song transition to death

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

Songs About Jane is such a no-skip album and all for Maroon 5 to continue to disappoint me for the next two decades

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

They need to start selling TUMS at bars

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

Cruel Intentions walked so Gossip Girl could run

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

The Young and the Hopeless still hits

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

Brutal

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My tastebuds randomly got the egg ick about a month ago and normally it’s very inconvenient but this time it’s been a fabulous financial decision

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

Am I dumb or is it the stupidest thing ever that Jo didn’t accept Laurie’s proposal. Like how can you look Christian Bale in the eyes and friend-zone him

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

Sam Hubbard? More like Sam Husband! Thank u I’ll be here all week

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

Either Lyle’s wife needs to be found or this is the worst joke of all time

[Izzi Spiridigliozzi @dizzizzi12]

Every time Faint by Linkin Park comes on shuffle I think about my “viral” 11th grade honors bio video on evolution that featured an animation of 2 prehistoric crocodiles fighting set to that song