Daniel

Either you play life or life plays you

[Daniel @dizzo525]

Every now and then even a blind squirrel finds a nut

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Seeing lots of Florida and California license plates in Pennsylvania. Enjoy our great state fellow countrymen👌.

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Not sure if it’s better to be John Gruden or Alec Baldwin right now.

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Cheers to Danny Craig. Helluva bond. Even better first name. #007NoTimeToDie

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@mroach_52 Depends on how adventurous you want to be

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I highly recommend eating a whole mango

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Digging holes in the sand at the beach is quite therapeutic #beach #nostalgia

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I know nothing about basketball but I think Seth Curry should’ve been in earlier #sixers

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Business = golf #business #golf

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Bet the house on Zalatoris. Note: I’m not a financial advisor

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Jetpacks or light sabers?

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The only thing that could save this country is a Covid vaccine passport that is required for you to vote #vote #CovidVaccine

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Weather betting should be a bigger thing. Also sheetz ain’t half bad now. Chicken salad sandwiches 👌#sheetz

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State Farm better sign Tom Brady.

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@stoolpresidente should organize a “peaceful protest” on the Wall Streeters right about now. It’ll be okay this time because COVID is no longer in the news

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When we finally fully open back up and the economy booms from the pent up demand I am taking full credit for it. It’s been me this whole time America I’ve been going into the office and selling your bricks since April 💁‍♂️. #glengery #bricks #economy

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@mroach_52 Oh no my childhood is ruined! If only you could overlook my grammatical error of using American instead of America.

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It appears as though congress’s Mojo was stolen. They better hire Austin Powers to get it back. Especially since when duty calls he refrained from having a threesome with Chinese twins. We need that leadership in American today. #FookMi #FookYu #FangFang #EricSwalwell

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@mroach_52 Trading you Fournette for Goff.

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I propose we have 2 federal governments. One that governs repubs and one the dems. Two completely different tax structures with only a need to come together for natty security. Obviously some kinks will need to be worked out.

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@mroach_52 It’s not my worst idea