Michael Roach

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday - Whinnie the Pooh

[Michael Roach @mroach_52]

@tmarazzo22 @JustinTrudeau

[Michael Roach @mroach_52]

@dizzo525 Skin included?

[Michael Roach @mroach_52]

@ConnorBro13 @spittinchiclets @olivecoverage Lol

[Michael Roach @mroach_52]

@patscap what happens if Deshaun Watson holds out or retires? Are the Texans on the hook for anything if that happens?

[Michael Roach @mroach_52]

@dizzo525 Austin Powers is British...

[Michael Roach @mroach_52]

@CDLessThanDoug @_904James_ @RapSheet The Steelers don’t want a forfeit. They don’t get paid either if there’s a forfeit.

[Michael Roach @mroach_52]

@dizzo525 Then what is your worst idea? This one is up there

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

🚨DON’T FORGET TO PUT YOUR FANTASY WAIVER CLAIMS IN🚨

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there are no rules these days. i didn’t even put my collar on today. just walked around the house naked

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. you have to cross your paws. and let everyone know. you’re feeling fancy

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Felt extremeley cute might delete l8r idk

[Michael Roach @mroach_52]

@SaraAt3324 @DaronHolloway28 @JodiMussman @Puneet_Math @sorendor Great tweet Sara

[Michael Roach @mroach_52]

@Gaberrera60 Care to elaborate?

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Carly Lloyd never kicked out of bound’s on a kickoff

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Frida. She became Mexico’s symbol for hope after the 2017 earthquakes. It’s reported she’s located over 50 people in her long rescue career. Today, her protective gear was removed and replaced with a toy to signify her retirement and a new beginning. 15/10 #GraciasFrida

[Zack Cox @zm_cox]

Cracking up over how large Trent Brown’s hand is. He makes this solo cup look like a shot glass. (via @Patriots)

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Norton. On his fourteenth birthday his hydrotherapy session received a pupgrade. 14/10 arthritis doesn’t stand a chance #SeniorPupSaturday

[Deke Zucker @Barstool_Quotes]

Is this the greatest week of sports of the year?

1) NCAA Hoops Finals Mon
2) Champions League Tu-Wd
3) Masters Th-Fr
4) Frozen 4 Th-Sat
5) Lomachenko Fr
6) UFC 236 Sat
7) NHL Playoffs Start
8) NBA Playoffs Start
9 Full EPL Slate Sat-Sun
10) MLB Full Slate
11) NASCAR from Richmnd