Dave Jones

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The battle nobody wanted but everyone is there for🍿.

Count Binface vs Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election🥊

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@theiandlc @JacobsBen 😂😂😂😂😂

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@jonathanstoop .@jonathanstoop It’s far more simple than this. The whole ball needs to be over the line for a goal. The whole ball needs to be over the line for a throwing, corner or goal kick.

If any part of the player is onside, then they are on, simple.

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@AlternativeMUFC Could be worse, I’m in New Zealand and we have Alan Smith

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@AlternativeMUFC Stats for passing sideways and backwards must be a bit low

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.@JeremyClarkson 😂😂😂😂😂

@mrchriscurwen 👏👏👏👏👏

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@JeremyClarkson Season 6...
Jeremy: I've had an idea. I'm going to start an F1 team.

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@bayrakmedya If that’s how they do it, avoid the garage at all costs 🤡

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@Iandennisbbc Any the world is about to see straight through the ridiculous hydration (advertisement) breaks in the second half while its cloudy, losing light and pissing down.

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@rileykirn @ManUtd Yep - Have this one from the 2003-2013 pitch

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@AlternativeMUFC Steak 100%. Mussels 🤮

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@MetService White “x” on white cloud

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@SkyNews @nicole_reporter JFC. When will people realise that fuel hoarding is happening not because of the fear of shortages but some gas stations are increasing prices at least daily

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@AfricaInFigures Says the account in Africa that would know ….

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@AlternativeMUFC .@AlternativeMUFC To be honest, I am a manc now living in Auckland - A Friday night UK match has made my weekend - Saturday morning football ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

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@Talking_spurss

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@D_DeGea @danohagan .@D_DeGea - Completely agree. The issue is you made it look effortless at time with saves that left people watching in disbelief #goat

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@Nigel_Farage Temu Trump !!!

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@piersmorgan .@piersmorgan Guilty. The same way a drink driver “didn’t realise” they were over the limit. Accountability - He should probably looking it up.

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@MELANIATRUMP @realDonaldTrump